My Review of Keeper (2025)

Written by Nick Lepard 

Directed by Osgood Perkins

Liz (to Malcolm): "This fork is going in your head one way or another. Might as well taste good."

I got to say when it comes to actor/director combos, I'm not totally sure this combination of Osgood Perkins and Tatiana Maslany has been a total success so far. I knew this film was going to be a dud but I was hoping to be wrong on the matter.

With this film, Tatiana Maslany played a woman named Liz. Liz happens to be celebrating a year anniversary dating a doctor named Malcolm Westbridge (Rossif Sutherland). A nice time in a cabin seemed to be the order of the day. Anything but a nice time was had.

In the cabin alone, Liz had to encounter Malcolm's awful brother, Darren (Birkett Turton) and his girlfriend, Minka (Eden Weiss). There was also cake but it wasn't particularly good. Minka made a point of pointing that out. Liz also found out for herself that it was a bad cake. 

The cake wasn't the only problem for Liz. She had doubts about her relationship with Malcolm and the latter leaving her alone for a long while didn't help. Liz's friend Maggie (Tess Degenstein) wast shy in pointing out that something was off with Malcolm. Liz really should've listened to her friend.

As the movie went on, there was too much spooky stuff going on in the woods and mystery creatures. It wasn't too shock to learn that Malcolm was actually setting Liz up to be sacrificed and it wasn't shocking when she inevitably turned the tables on him as well. I mean, Malcolm absolutely deserved it but it wasn't shocking.

- Osgood Perkins previously worked with Tatiana Maslany on The Monkey (2025) and will again for the 2026 release of The Young People.

- Liz didn't like chocolate cake. She also thought that Malcolm was married until she realised the truth was far worse.

- The film was actually made during the writers strike by being filmed in Canada. 

- Chronology: Present day in the countryside. Malcolm and Darren are over two hundred years old.

Keeper might be one of the worst horror films I've seen this year and it's such a waste of Tatiana Maslany's talents. It's such a dull, plodding and lifeless movie with a final twist so poorly executed. Osgood Perkins really has proven to be a very hit and miss director.

Rating: 4 out of 10