Monday, September 07, 2026

My Review of The Whisper Man (2026)

 


Written by Ben Jacoby And Chase Palmer
Directed by James Ashcroft 

Amanda: "If you're lonely, sad and blue. The Whisper Man will come for you."

My second new streaming movie release in less than a week to watch and it's another disappointment. I almost switched off halfway through but I persevered. Honestly I wouldn't recommend this one at all.

I do like a good detective thriller with a twist and this one on paper sounded good but the results were pure tedium. Adam Scott took centre stage as a grieving novelist Tom Kennedy with his young son, Jake (Acston Luca Porto) as they moved to the hometown of Tom's deceased wife.

They also moved into a rather creepy house where both Jake and Tom talked of imaginary friends. There was also a serial killer back in the 1990s called The Whisper Man, aka Frank Carter (Michael Keaton). Frank of course did get caught by Detective Peter Willis (Robert DeNiro).

Anyways, to get to the point of this episode - Jake went missing and it was revealed that both Peter and Tom were father and son and had an estranged relationship. Peter was working with fellow detective Amanda Beck (Michelle Monaghan) in order to find Jake.

There's some time spent on a serial killer fanatic named Norman Collins (Hamish Linklater). He's creepy enough but not the killer/kidnapper. Nope that's Francis Jr (Owen Carter) and he ended up having the worst kind of family reunion with his infamous father.

Speaking of fathers and sons, everything about Jake, Tom and Peter felt predictable throughout. Peter was absent father because he was a good detective and his only way to make things up for Tom involved getting Jake back. I guess it's up to Tom not to make the same mistakes his father did.

- It was based on Alex North's book of the same name. The Russo brothers are producers on this film.
- The Whisper Man had a creepy rhyme and left messages for his victims families.
- Standout music: R.E.M's Shiny Happy People.
- Chronology: 2026 in Garretton.

The Whisper Man made for a dull and lifeless crime thriller. Even Adam Scott and Robert DeNiro felt like they bored for the most part. I'd avoid this one to be honest.

Rating: 4 out of 10 

My Review of Lanterns: "The Weenie"

 


Written by Breannah Gibson
Directed by Geeta Vasant Patel

John (re Hal): "The ring's always been mine. That asshole's been keeping it warm."
Lianna: "Then go get it, John Stewart."

Oh boy. This episode really did seem determined to have a wedge between John and Hal and I think it might have succeeded. It's like everyone around them who isn't Kerry seems determined to get the pair of them at odds with one another.

Let's start with Sinestro, huh? He's only given one scene but when he wasn't being cryptic about the Manhunters, he was dripping paranoia into Hal's earlier about John being his replacement. It also worked rather well.

Then there's both Lianna and the Stewarts. If John demonstrated any sympathy or pity for Hal, they were determined to stamp it out. Bernadette, John Sr and Lianna went the extra mile to make John turn on Hal. The quote I selected for this review also came back to bite John.

Hal wasn't best pleased when an encounter with Not Hector Hammond (Jason Manuel Olazabal) had that particular exchange between John and Lianna played back to Hal. On the plus side, this episode almost went out of its way to tell us how wrong everyone else was for wanting Hal to retire. Hal was figuring things out that everyone else wasn't.

For example, he clocked that Hector wasn't Hammond but Gutierrez and he clocked John's lack of emotion when Zoe was blown up. Yeah, Zoe turned out to be a Manhunter and she's definitely not dead. Hal also then left John to crash into a pole. 

Hal might not hate John but he was definitely angered by the latter keeping too many secrets from him. Did Hal maybe overreact in that last scene? Of course he did but it made for a great end to this particular episode.

- John ended up having to draw William naked before he slept with Zoe again. Does William know he failed to kill Zoe?
- I'm hoping the name drop for Hector Hammond means that we'll be seeing him in the finale, if not earlier.
- Kerry really was from Gotham. Hal double checked. Billy also owned the local bar as well as being a lawyer.
- There's a genuinely funny moment in this episode with John telling Hal his Disneyland story. Less funny was what happened to that poor cow.
- Standout music: Wunderhorse's Midas during the closing credits.
- Chronology: 2016 for the whole episode and we're still in Nebraska.

The Weenie provided some answers and raised a lot more questions as it went along. It was also a true test with Hal and John as a team and right now, things are far more tense between the pair. Great ending though and next week's episode looks chaotic.

Rating: 8 out of 10 

Sunday, September 06, 2026

My Review of Goldfinger (1964)

 


Written by Richard Maibaum And Paul Dehn
Directed by Guy Hamilton

James Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Auric Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

Ah, I'm into a halfway point for Sean Connery as James Bond and so far, I'm seriously enjoying his era as the iconic spy. Yes, it's definitely not the politically correct of eras but it's got an undeniable charm to it.

James did want to have a nice vacation for himself but soon enough, he was publicly humiliating gold obsessed baddie Auric Goldfinger (Gert Fröbe) and bedding the beautiful Jill Masterson (Shirley Eaton). In one of the most iconic scenes in a James Bond movie, poor Jill got a rather unfortunate but on point, theme wise death scene that's left a cinematic lasting impression.

Jill's death certainly created a growing enmity between Bond and Goldfinger and there's also the addition of Jill's twin sister, Tilly (Tania Mallet). She wanted revenge on Goldfinger but she was a crap shot and found herself victim to hat throwing henchman, Oddjob (Harold Sakata).

While Jill and Tilly were hit and miss as characters, one woman who left an impression was Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman). A name like that alone will make a character hard to forget but really, it's down to performance and Honor Blackman gave the most memorable one here.

She really went toe to toe with Sean Connery and matched him pretty well. The back and forth between James and Pussy was brilliant to watch. Pussy started off being Team Goldfinger before switching sides by the third act. Even Pussy herself wasn't immune to James's dubious charms.

As for Goldfinger, he's another strong villain in this early era with Gert Fröbe on strong form. Goldfinger's a suitably repugnant baddie and came close a few times to properly killing James. Like his villainous predecessors, he's also given a suitably over the top death to boot.

- There's more scenes with Leiter, Miss Moneypenny, M and Q (Desmond Llewelyn). Moneypenny really wanted to cook James dinner but he declined.
- Orson Welles was originally considered for the role of Goldfinger.
- Standout music: Of course it's Shirley Bassey's Goldfinger. How could it not be?
- Chronology: Bond was in Miami Beach to begin with before going to London, Switzerland, Kentucky and Fort Knox.

Goldfinger (1964) continued the streak for Sean Connery's Bond with strong movies, villains, great stunts and girls. Speaking of girls, Honor Blackman really did stand out in the best way possible as Pussy Galore.

Rating: 8 out of 10 

My Review of Juno And The Paycock (1930)

 


Written by Alfred Hitchcock And Alma Reville
Directed by Alfred Hitchcock 

Captain Boyle: "Well, isn't all religions curious? If they weren't, how would you get anyone to believe in them?"

In movies that I didn't know existed, there's this one. Every Irish person would be familiar enough with playwright Sean O'Casey. Chances are that you'd have studied one of his plays in secondary school. This was not the one that I had studied though.

Having Alfred Hitchcock adapt this particular play however was an interesting choice. You've got an Ireland during its own civil war and the focus of course was on one particular family in the slums of Dublin.

The family were the Boyles. There was Captain Boyle (Edward Chapman) and his wife, Juno (Sara Allgood). They had two adult children - Mary (Kathleen O'Regan) and Johnny (John Lawler). The Captain wasn't a man seen in a positive light by his family.

Granted, it was an earned reputation as Captain Boyle spent more time getting drunk than providing for his family. There was a family inheritance that was set to solve the Boyles money woes but an error from Charles Bentham (John Longden) scuppered that hope for the Boyles.

On top of that, the Boyles were a family falling apart. Mary's rejection of a former fiancée Jerry Devine (Dave Morris) had led to an unwanted pregnancy from another man. Captain Boyle didn't exactly take being a grandfather well. Then there's Johnny himself.

Johnny had already lost an arm due to the Civil War and by the end of this film, he had lost his life. Juno had also lost her faith, her homely possessions and her son. There's a really harrowing scene with Juno that ended this film on a grim note. 

- Barry Fitzpatrick who appeared in the stage production had a small role as an Orator in the film.
- There's an exceptional performance from Maire O'Neill as pub owner Maisie Madigan. There's a woman who knew how to clear a debt.
- Sean O'Casey would go on to inspire Alfred Hitchcock's work on a specific character for The Birds.
- Chronology: Slums of Dublin during the Irish Civil War. 1922.

Juno And The Paycock (1930) was an interesting first time watch for me. There's some strong performances from Edward Chapman, Sara Allgood and Maire O'Neill respectively. Alfred Hitchcock's depiction of a certain time in Irish history was tackled well enough.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

Saturday, September 05, 2026

My Review of From Russia With Love (1963)

 


Written by Richard Maibaum And Johanna Harwood 
Directed by Terence Young 

James Bond: "There's a saying in England: Where there's smoke, there's fire."

In the early days of Bond, there wasn't huge gaps in between sequels and this coming out a year after Dr. No certainly helped things along nicely.

Back for his second outing as James Bond, Sean Connery really was making the role very much his own. Bond's actions in Jamaica with Dr. No were about to have some major consequences for him.

The consequences would come in the form of an unwitting femme fatale named Tatiana Romanova (Danielle Bianchi). She was a Soviet clerk who found herself coerced into a role in Bond's potential downfall by SPECTRE No. 3 Rosa Klebb (Lotte Lenye). Above Rosa of course was Kronsteen (Vladek Sheybal). He was certainly quite the chessmastet of the whole film.

Bond's romance with Tatiana was sizzling enough, though the former had no problem striking the latter when he realised she was part of an elaborate trap for him. It's definitely one of those scenes in earlier Bond films that's aged rather horribly.

A film dedicated to the villain getting revenge on Bond though certainly had it's moments. Kronsteen had the plan of using a Lektor cryptography device from the Soviet Union's consulate in Istanbul to get the better of Bond. James also had Donald Grant (Robert Shaw) as a physical challenge. He made a pretty good one too.

Of course Kronsteen and Klebb made for better villains. Both were suitably nasty characters and both of them got rather appropriate deaths. This film also introduced portrayed Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Anthony Dawson) aka SPECTRE No. 1 himself. It's a pretty strong debut for that character.

- The film ended by letting audiences know that James Bond would return in Goldfinger (1964).
- Anthony Dawson (aka Blofeld) previously appeared as Professor Dent in Dr. No. Eunice Gayson also played Bond's girlfriend, Sylvia Trench.
- Standout music: Matt Monro's From Russia With Love.
- Chronology: Istanbul, London, Belgrade and Istria to name a few places.

From Russia With Love was a great follow up to its predecessor with the perfect cocktail of great villains, action, romance and spy hijinks. I can see why this was a favourite of Sean Connery's.

Rating: 8 out of 10

Friday, September 04, 2026

My Review of The Runner (2026)

 


Written by Mark Gibson
Directed by Kevin Macdonald 

Maia: "Who is this? Why do you have my son's phone?"
Caller: "Because I have your son."

The way everyone has been talking about this latest movie release from Amazon Prime, you'd swear it was the future villain entry at the Academy Awards. Is this the worst movie of 2026? Im not sure to be honest.

I can't pretend it's a good movie either but the ire towards it's lead Gal Gadot has certainly reached fever pitch. Last year, she undeniably gave one of the worst performances as the Evil Queen in Snow White (2025). What she did here was nowhere near as bad as her rendition of All Is Fair.

Set in London, Gadot's a prosecutor named Maia Marten and she's a mum to a diabetic boy named Noah (Rory Wilmot). Maia's day was about to go from mundane to stressful when she answered a mystery caller (Damian Lewis). 

The caller in question wanted her to kill a witness for a court case that was about to start in an hour. Of course Noah was used as leverage in order to get Maia to cooperate. The poor kid was even put into a diabetic coma just so Maia would realise the caller wasn't messing about.

Most of this film was Maia making a mad dash around London, getting injured, stealing phones, having her own phone stolen and attracting police attentiion at the same time. I guess it was a way to make Maia seem relatable while revealing that she killed her abusive father.

Of course Maia would make it to the hotel in time to kill the witness and save her son. The twist was expected in regards to the identity of the caller and Maia's deception in order to get him to slip. It's rather neatly resolved.

- Maia had a love interest named Ted (Alfred Enoch) but he's given very little screen time and only appeared at the end.
- Noah hated football and Maia called him "monkey". Maia's mother also went to prison for her.
- Standout music: Blondie's Heart Of Glass.
- Chronology: Present day London and set during the course of an hour.

The Runner (2026) at worst would be a rather mediocre and slightly inept thriller of sorts. It's also unintentionally funny because it's rather inept. I'm not gonna praise Gal Gadot's performance but I can't demonise it too much. It's a bad movie but there's worse out there.

Rating: 5 out of 10 

Thursday, September 03, 2026

My Review of Dr. No (1962)

 


Written by Richard Maibaum And Johanna Harwood And Berkely Mather
Directed by Terence Young

Dr. No: "The Americans are fools. I offered my services; they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake."
James Bond: "World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Napoleon. Or God."

A few weeks ago, I thought to myself that I wanted to take on a movie franchise with a lengthy number of films. I also thought I'd go with this particular franchise, which is on the cusp of announcing it's next actor for the next ten to fifteen years worth of movies.

Going back to the very beginning, there was Sean Connery as 007 aka James Bond himself. He certainly set the bar for the character, himself and his successors and this film certainly got things off to an interesting start for the character.

James Bond definitely would be seen as the ultimate straight male fantasy character. He's a secret agent, can handle himself in fights, drives a cool car and uses cool gadgets when needed. He's also a great seducer of women and this was apparent in some of his encounters in this first film.

He didn't have to do a lot to seduce secretary Miss Taro (Zena Marshall) and get her arrested afterwards. That was certainly a moment highlighting Bond's coldness with women. Then there's his relationship with the main girl of the film - Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress).

It's a bit better explored, following the memorable way in which Honey herself was introduced. There's was some insight into her tragic family past, an interesting use of Tarantulas and of course, some genuinely sizzling chemistry between Connery and Andress.

As for the film's main - Dr. No (Joseph Wiseman). He's a reclusive member of SPECTRE and a man deeply resentful of his talents not being appreciated. He's a great villain and a wonderful foil for Bond himself. He also got one hell of a gruesome demise. The ending on the other hand was more on the tender side of things.

- SPECTRE stood for Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion. Dr. No had no problem explaining they to James Bond.
- Other prominent characters include Felix Leiter (Jack Lord), M (Bernard Lee), Miss Moneypenny (Lois Maxwell) and Quarrell (John Kitzmiller) to name a few.
- Standout music: Monty Norman's Under The Mango Tree. Both James and Honey bonded over that song.
- Chronology: Predominantly set in Jamaica.

For the start of a sixty year plus movie legacy, I'll admit that Dr. No felt like a modest but entertaining start to James Bond on the big screen. Sean Connery commandeered the role quite easily. The action and romance nicely complimented each other and our titular villain was a success.

Rating: 8 out of 10 

My Review of Rear Window (1954)

 


Written by John Michael Hayes
Directed by Alfred Hitchcock

Stella: "Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence."

Now I've seen this one a few times and the other day, I found myself revisiting it. There are a lot of Hitchcock movies that everyone should see at least once in their lifetime. This obviously would be one of them.

You've got James Stewart confined to a wheelchair for the entirety of this film giving one of the best performances. In this film, he's a photojournalist named L. B. "Jeff" Jefferies. His injuries were work related, so he's basically under glorified house arrest and he's bored.

In his life, he's got a beautiful girlfriend named Lisa Fremont (Grace Kelly). She's a model and went out of her way to treat Jeff to a nice dinner while also broaching the topic of them moving in together. Jeff wasn't so keen on the idea of such a thing. Lisa isn't a role that seemed exciting but as the movie went along, Lisa got some moments of true perception in relation to women and jewellery. There's a good point to it.

There's also the nurse Stella (Thelma Ritter). She's more of a fun character who's happy to challenge Jeff at different points while maintaining his physical health and recovery. I liked her character and would've been happy to have had more scenes with her.

Then there's Jeff's neighbour, Lars Thorwald (Raymond Burr). The latter was seen hosting a party with a slew of colourful characters and then he killed his wife (Irene Winston). Or did he? Jeff was convinced of his guilt while others like Lisa and Lt. Thomas "Tom" J. Doyle (Wendell Corey) were less convinced that a murder even happened.

Of course, Jeff would be vindicated in his beliefs but it certainly didn't happen straightaway and Jeff's actions did put both himself and Lisa at risk. It's almost surprising that Jeff didn't end up being killed, though Thorwald certainly tried to. Saying that, Jeff probably could've handled the whole thing a lot better than he did.

- The movie was based on Cornell Woolrich's 1942 story It Had To Be Murder.
- Thorwald's party guests included Miss Lonely Hearts (Judith Evelyn), Miss Torso (Georgine Darcy), songwriter (Ross Bagdasarian), Miss Hearing Aid (Jesslyn Fax) to name a few.
- Standout music: Leonard Bernstein's Fancy Free.
- Chronology: Mid 1950s in Greenwich Village, New York.

Rear Window (1954) has undeniably has earned it's place in cinematic history. It's one of Alfred Hitchcock's best films and for good reason and it's one of the best performances from James Stewart. It's a tense film but also very amusing in parts.

Rating: 9 out of 10 

Wednesday, September 02, 2026

My Review of Coyote vs. Acme (2026)

 


Written by James Gunn And Jeremy Slater And Samy Burch
Directed by Dave Green 

Kevin: "Acme has knowingly been making dangerous products for years."

Ah, the movie they tried to seal up in the vault and never to be released. Well, after one hell of an uphill battle, it finally got itself a release but was it worth it? The answer would be yes.

As a kid, I loved the antics of Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The gag might have always been the same but it never failed to make me laugh. Of course there are limits and the Coyote was getting fed up of Acme products constantly failing to kill that Road Runner.

This was where the human element of the film emerged. You had a law firm that specialised in cases for faulty Acme products. Coyote in particular sought out the attorney, Kevin Avery (Will Forte) in order to sue Acme for their shoddy products. This was a case that would test both characters.

While Kevin had the help of his intern/niece, Paige (Lana Condor), those working at Acme were determined to get this case shut down and had no issues resorting to extreme measures in order to do so. Kevin had to deal with Acme Corporation lawyer Buddy Crane (John Cena) among a lot of other characters to boot.

There's a history lesson in a missing scientist - Dr Lorre and the fact that Acme have been using their cartoons in experiments that many such as Daffy Duck, Tasmanian Devil and Bugs Bunny were terrified to talk about. Not only that but there's also the fact that Coyote was using the court case in order to smoke out Road Runner.

If I said the actual trial was the best part of the movie, I don't think anyone would disagree with me. The bad guys won but only to have their dark secrets later exposed but not only that, there's the beautiful stakes of Coyote and Road Runner's relationship played out. I got a little emotional seeing a particular moment that beautifully encapsulated their whole dynamic. That genuinely surprised me.

- Eric Bauza pretty voiced all of the animated characters in the film. Project Sisyphus was key to the trial itself.
- Other human actor/characters included Martha Kelly, Luis Guzman, P.J. Byrne, Tone Bell and Kenneth Choi.
- The closing credits had a nice dedication to everyone who supported getting the movie into theatres.
- Chronology: Flashbacks to 1992 with the present day being 2022 in Albuquerque.

I'm so glad that Coyote Vs. Acme got released. Even if it hadn't been a good movie, it deserved to be seen by audiences alike. However, it's a genuinely great film with some brilliant performances from everyone involved. I also think it was a nice way to see out the summer releases this year.

Rating: 8 out of 10 

Tuesday, September 01, 2026

My Review of Batman: Knightfall - Part 1: Knightfall (2026)

 


Written by Jeremy Adams
Directed by Jeff Wamester

Bane (to Batman): "You are always hiding from the people closest to you but you can't hide from destiny."

I gotta be honest, I'm actually surprised it took DC this long to have done an animated version of the classic Knightfall storyline. However, I'm not shocked that they've made this into a three part saga. It's wise of them to do such a thing.

Anyways, we open with a gang trafficking vulnerable people only for Jean Paul Valley/Azrael (Pablo Schrieber) to pop up and kill the majority of them while fighting Batman (Anson Mount). Then we had Jean Paul break down, being horrified by his powers and Batman taking him in to harness his powers for good.

Then there's our villain of the piece - Bane (Michael Mando). A good portion of the movie was dedicated to his origin story. We had the death of his mother (Adriana Isabel) and the sadistic prison warden (Bayardo de Murgula). The latter wouldn't live to regret his monstrous creation and his death was very much deserved.

Bane's a character that has had mixed results in both live action and animation. I can say that this might be one of the more successful takes on the character. You can sympathise with him as a child for the harsh treatment he was subjected to. You can also understand the envy he had towards the Wayne family and Gotham City and you can definitely be horrified by his actions upon arriving in Gotham.

Bane being both a towering force and an excellent strategic mind was where this first part was an undeniable. Freeing various baddies from Gotham to overwhelm both the GCPD and Batman was a success. Bane almost came close to killing the Tim Drake (Jack Griffo) version of Robin twice in this film. Even Alfred Pennyworth (Simon Temple man) wasn't safe from Bane.

The actual confrontation between Batman and Bane was absolutely brilliant. The way Bane deconstructed Batman's character and the sheer brutality of that back snap and public humiliation at the very end. This absolutely raised the bar for this animated adaptation. I really hope they can maintain this quality for the next two films.

- Villains we saw in this film were Scarecrow, Firefly, Mr Freeze (no voice actors), Riddler (David Dastamalchian), Ventriloquist/Scarface (Jeff Bennett), Mad Hatter (Jason Flemyng), Victor Zsasz (Andrew Morgado) and Catman (Luis Bermudez).
- Allies in this movie included Dr. Shonda Kinsolving (Toks Olagundoye), Commissioner Gordon (Bruce Boxleitner), Harvey Bullock (Mick Wingert) and Renee Montoya (Jessica Camacho). Dick Grayson (no voice actor) and Jason Todd (Max Mittelman) in flashbacks.
- Some of Jean Paul's backstory was referenced but not fully fleshed out. I really liked his scenes with Tim.
- Chronology: Unspecified timeline but we did see a lot of Bane's life in Santa Prisca before he appeared in Gotham.

The first part of this Knightfall saga might be one of the best adaptations of a DC animated movie. Easily one of the best uses of Bane as a character, an exhausted Batman, an inspired Robin/Azrael team up and a brilliant cliffhanger ending.

Rating: 8 out of 10