Horror Hunks - Final Guys, Bad Guys And So On

It's Halloween 🎃 and the end of the month. I've indulged in plenty of horror movies this month. For my final blog, I thought I'd do something a little different. Here's a rundown of some of my favourite guys in the genre. Enjoy.

Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins) - Psycho (1960-1990)

He might be an unstable mama's boy but who can resist the unhinged motel owner? Or at the very least the gorgeous Anthony Perkins.

Dewey Riley (David Arquette) - Scream series (1996-2022)

Every franchise needs it's sensible and collected player and for five movies in the franchise, we had everyday hero Dewey Riley. Still not happy about his death.

Tommy Jarvis (Corey Feldman/John Shepherd/Thom Mathews) - Friday The 13th series (1984-1986)

Tommy Jarvis was the closest to a proper foil that Jason Voorhees had in this franchise and any future revival should absolutely cast a fourth actor in the role. Best character in that franchise outside of Jason and his mommy.

Jesse Walsh (Mark Patton) - A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

The guy can scream louder than anyone should, even in in distress but Jesse Walsh is one of the iconic Final Boys. In a movie that's pretty explicitly gay coded throughout.

Jonathan Harker (Keanu Reeves) - Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) 

Dodgy attempts of an English accent to one side, there's something very delectable about Keanu Reeves in arguably the most thankless role in the bestest live action adaptation of this classic tale. He's a dreamboat here.

Corey Cunningham (Rohan Campbell) - Halloween Ends (2022)

I don't care what other fans of the franchise say. Not only did I genuinely last year's conclusion to the Blumhouse trilogy but Corey Cunningham was one of the best new characters introduced to the franchise.

Andrew (Ben Aldridge) - Knock At The Cabin (2023)

The faithless human rights lawyer turned sort of action man and unwitting husband killer. The guy went through a fricking lot in one movie. Hot guy though.

Eddie (Dylan Fergus) - Hellbent (2004)

I know this might be a niche, given that's it's a movie only a small audience has heard but I had to include a character from it. The good boy desk cop who copped off with a hunky bad boy while surviving a hunky killer felt like the right choice.

Jerry Dandrige (Chris Sarandon) - Fright Night (1985)

It wouldn't be a Horror Hunks list without at least one vampire in the mix. My choice would be the bad boy next door neighbor who had too much fun in tormenting Charley Brewster and seducing his girlfriend. 

Caleb Danvers (Steven Strait) - The Covenant (2006)

Oftentimes I refer to this movie as the boy version of The Craft as it's largely the same plot/similar enough. Now I love Sebastian Stan's sexy bad boy in it but Steven Strait's equally sexy good boy is also a delight too. 

Billy Peltzer (Zach Galligan) - Gremlins series (1984-1990, 2023)

Yes, this might be more light-hearted family friendly horror compared to some of the others on here, but it still counts. I always liked Billy Peltzer as a character and found him rather sexy moreso in the underrated sequel to this franchise.

Philip Morgan (Farley Granger) - Rope (1948)

There's many a fascinating performance and character in this Alfred Hitchcock classic. None more than Farley Granger's eternally twitchy posh boy killer, Philip Morgan. Oh and he can tinkle the old ivories pretty well too.

John Constantine (Matt Ryan) - Constantine/Legends Of Tomorrow/DCAU (2014-2022)

Saving the best for last. There was no way I was going to do this type of blog and not include the best horror male. Of course I had to specifically reference Matt Ryan's sublime version of John Constantine. The man set the gold standard and is the ultimate horror hunk for me.

Hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing it. Agree/disagree, let me know, lol. Oh and Happy Halloween 🎃

My Review of Knock At The Cabin (2023)

 

Written by M. Night Shyamalan And Steve Desmond And Michael Sherman

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

Leonard (to Andrew/Eric): "It's time for the next sacrifice. Are you willing to make a choice?"

As a gay guy who loves the horror genre, the one thing I've wanted was more was to have prominent LGBT characters front and centre with LGBT actors in the roles while at the same time giving us a quality movie. With this entry from M. Night Shyamalan, I more or less got that wish here.

Focusing on a gay couple named Andrew (Ben Aldridge) and Eric (Jonathan Groff), this apocalyptic themed outing based on Paul Tremblay's book, The Cabin At The End OF The World saw the pair taking a vacation in in the titular cabin with their eight old year daughter, Wen (Kristen Cui), only to find that a break away from their city lives attracted some very unwanted visitors too.

The visitors being mild mannered grade school teacher, Leonard (Dave Bautista), nurse Sabrina (Nikki Amuka-Bird), single mother and line cook, Adriane (Abby Quinn) and gas company man, Raymond (Rupert Grint). The foursome are convinced that the world will end and the only way to save will be for Andrew, Eric and Wen to make a horrible sacrifice.

Needless to say, both Andrew and Eric (who spend a fair chunk of the movie tied up) have somewhat different thoughts about the pickle they've been placed in. Andrew's completely skeptical of Leonard's doom mongering prophecy and believed him to be a charlatan and challenged Leonard at every turn. This included Andrew getting free and coming close to nearly killing Leonard before the latter took himself out of the equation, so to speak.

Then there was Eric. Unlike Andrew, Eric did believe in Leonard's bad omen and at first it did seem like he had been influenced by largely being concussed but as the final few minutes unfolded, it became sort of clear that perhaps Leonard had a point. If you've read the book, you'd know what the outcome of this movie would be. However, things were changed and it's probably a change that made sense for the general audience if nothing else.

It's a change that I'm not too mad about but one that might divide fans of the book or even Andrew and Eric here. As a couple, there's good chemistry between Ben Aldridge and Jonathan Groff. Also while I appreciated the use of flashbacks to flesh out their relationship, I do wish we had seen a bit more intimacy with the pair of them. Saying that, this does seem like a better step forward for mainstream gay couples in the genre, so there's that.

As for the doomsday guys in question, both Leonard and Sabrina were the only two that the movie dedicated enough time on and both Dave Bautista and Nikki Amuka-Bird were excellent. I did feel a bit bad for Adriane but Raymond (or Rory) was definitely the most antagonistic of the group before his rather quick demise. 

- This is the second movie from Shyalaman to be an R-Rated one. There's a bit of a Tarantino influence as well with certain scenes.

- Each of the strangers wore a different colour (Leonard/white, Sabrina/yellow, Raymond/red and Adriane/blue) to represent being one of the horsemen of the apocalypse.

- Standout music: Boogie Shoes certainly got used in a rather interesting way, especially towards the end of the movie.

- Chronology: I'm going to assume 2023 for most of this movie.

Knock At The Cabin made for a tense thriller with excellent performances from Ben Aldridge, Jonathan Groff, Dave Bautista and Nikki Amuka-Bird. Shyalaman (who even had a brief cameo in the ,movie) delivered with the script and this will probably be regarded as one of his stronger of movies.

Rating: 8 out of 10