My Review of The War Between The Land And The Sea: "Plastic Apocalypse"

 

Written by Pete McTighe

Directed by Dylan Holmes Williams 

Kate: "You have to stop this!"

Salt: "We are cleaning up your mess."

Yeah, we're picking up from where the opening episode left off, things certainly went from one extreme to another. Barclay went from an ordinary bloke to the most important man on the planet and a source of contention for both UNIT and his ex-wife.

UNIT - specifically Kate took little time in grilling Barclay about a potential past alliance with the Sea Devils, which Barclay denied. It did turn out that Salt saw Barclay's small act of compassion over a dead Sea Devil in the opening episode. It's why she chose him to be Ambassador for humanity.

I think Barclay's compassion might be both his weakness and a blessing. In the latter category, he knew what to say to get Salt on side a few times. This included a scene where Salt nearly got Barclay to drink dirty water from the Thames, only for Barclay to openly condemn humanity's abuse of the waters.

As for Salt's demands - they were both understandable but also not likely to pan out. Were Homo Amphibia/Aqua really going to wait forty years for humanity to clean up the water? Salt didn't think so, which meant dredging all the mess from the oceans and dumping it back on land. Salt wasn't messing about with her demands.

The demand of humans no longer using modes of travel isn't something that Salt can expect humanity go along. In fact, it was something that was pushed during the Diplomacy H20 scenes. It also provoked a different facet to Salt as well. A facet that genuinely surprised me.

As for the last demand, Kate couldn't get Barclay to stay on script throughout the episode, so I expected him to do something reckless. I'm not sure agreeing to the next meeting underwater was the wisest decision there, Barclay.

- Salt momentarily turned male and was played by Joshua Sinclair-Evans. I wonder if this will happen again if she's really angry. Those scientists working on Salt's dead kids can't end well either.

- Barclay was born November 12th 1982. He's a year younger than Russell Tovey himself. 

- Trinity Wells (Lachele Carl) appeared in this episode and Albion were also referenced along with the Doctor. I'm also not keen on Kate and Ibrahim being a thing.

- Chronology: Exactly where the first episode left off.

Plastic Apocalypse was a bit better than the opening episode. It certainly had a great time with living up to its title and you can tell that money was well spent on these first two episodes so far. It's heavy handed on its messaging but I'm enjoying the show.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

My Review of The War Between The Land And The Sea: "Homo Aqua"

 

Written by Russell T. Davies

Directed by Dylan Holmes Williams 

Barclay (to Salt): "Okay."

With one simple word, an ordinary man just made himself the Ambassador of humanity. Well, he agreed to it and this opening episode had a lot of agreement to it. Who was the man in question?

He's a low-level UNIT employee named Barclay Pierre-Dupont (Russell Tovey). His job should be to order transport for UNIT but for some reason, he's ended up replacing a higher up and because of that, Barclay got thrown into a situation out of his depth.

The episode opened with the capture of a Sea Devil (or Homo Aqua). Barclay was assigned his own UNIT soldier - Sergeant Hana Chakri (Francesca Corney) and he had a very human reaction to when the Homo Aqua died. The death of this creature saw the rest of the species making themselves publicly known to the world.

Suddenly Barclay found himself caught in a world much bigger than himself. There's shades of Donna Noble within Barclay as the episode went on to emphasis just how ordinary a person he happened to be. At times, it's a bit too on the nose as was the clear environmental theme of the episode.

With the episode largely focused on Barclay as a reluctant Ambassador for humanity, what about the aquatic side of things? For them, we see a few different species but Homo Amphibia leader Salt (Gugu Mbatha-Raw). She popped up as a rather intimidating figure, uninterested in UNIT's attempts of peace until she caught Barclay's attention.

Speaking of UNIT, we saw more of General Austin Pierce (Colin McFarlane) than we did Kate Lethbridge-Stewart (Jemma Redgrave). The latter in particular didn't appear until towards the end of the episode and she didn't really do much. Likewise other UNIT regulars like Shirley Bingham (Ruth Madeley) and Colonel Ibrahim (Alexander Devrient) also did very little here too.

- Barclay has an ex wife named Barbara (Ann Akinjirin) and a daughter named Kirby (Cat Gannon). He's also met the Doctor.

- The Whoinverse Logo was nowhere to be found, BBC4 had a remixed version of The Sea Devils prior to this episode airing and title card only had Russell Tovey and Gugu Mbatha-Raw as regulars.

- Standout music: Lorne Balfe does some nice score work, particularly with Barclay's Theme.

- Chronology: 2025 London as well as overseas for the opening scene.

Homo Aqua isn't subtle in its messaging or in it's need to remind viewers that Barclay Pierre-Dupont was an ordinary man. It's still a very strong opening episode and Russell Tovey gave the strongest performance as well.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

My Review of Five Nights At Freddy's 2 (2025)

 

Written by Scott Cawthon

Directed by Emma Tammi

Michael: "Welcome back, Charlotte."

I'm not sure if this has been the year for horror sequels. Both M3GAN 2.0 and Black Phone 2 felt like misfires to me and I think I can add this one into that pile as well. Aside from the clear cliffhanger to set up a third movie, this felt rather dull to me.

The movie opened with William Afton (Matthew Lillard) killing another young boy and being witnessed by a girl named Charlotte Emily (Audrey Lynn Marie). Charlotte's father, Henry (Skeet Ulrich) would end up playing a role in later events.

Anyways, moving the story to twenty years beyond that, the three survivors from the first movie were trying to get on with their lives. In particular, Abby Schmidt (Piper Rubio) was happy to tell her classmates about the events of the first movie while also preparing for her science project.

Instead of having antagonistic classmates, Abby found herself at the ire of teacher Mr Berg (Wayne Knight). Berg's needlessly cruel to Abby and ended up paying for it when a newly restored Chica (Megan Fox) wanted to see what was in his head. It turned out to be nothing.

As for older brother, Mike (Josh Hutcherson). Well, this movie tried to explore the idea of him maybe dating William's daughter, Vanessa (Elizabeth Lail) but the trust between the two of them wasn't there. The presence of Vanessa's serial killer brother, Michael (Freddy Carter) didn't help matters either.

I have to say this movie did an incredibly poor job with setting Michael up as a villain as well as the return of Freddy (Kellen Goff) and company along with Abby being too easily manipulated by Chica. Everything about this film screamed a rush job with barely anything given proper time to breathe, story wise.

- Credit scenes include a bunch of delinquents finding William's corpse and Henry leaving a warning for Mike. Charlotte possessed Marionette.

- Jim Henson's Creature Shop provided the animatronics for this movie as they did with the first.

- The reveal about Henry at the end should definitely set up scenes for Skeet Ulrich and Matthew Lillard in the likely third movie.

- Chronology: 1982 for the opening scene and 2002 for the majority of the movie.

I wanted to like Five Nights At Freddy's 2 but I honestly found it very dull, repetitive and poorly handled with it's lore and new villains. This felt very rushed as a sequel and it definitely suffered for it too.

Rating: 5 out of 10 

My Review of Christmas With The Kranks (2004)

 

Written by Chris Columbus 

Directed by Joe Roth

Nora (to Luther): "We skip Christmas!"

If there's a Christmas to be had around a certain time period (1980s to 2000s), there's a likely chance that Chris Columbus might have had a hand in it. This one might be not be an instant classic but it's a modest enough offering.

Anyways you've got Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis as married couple Luther and Nora Krank. Their daughter Blair (Julie Gonzalo) joined the Peace Corps and for the first time in ever, the Kranks decided to abandon Christmas. I get the temptation at times but their decision had consequences.

It seemed that the Kranks lived in a neighborhood where Christmas was a big deal and when the neighbours found out that they were opting for a cruise instead, it didn't go down well at all. Especially when one of your neighbours was played by Dan Aykroyd. Vic Frohmeyer wasn't the kind of neighbour that would allow anyone to skip out on Christmas.

For a good chunk of the movie, the Kranks were driven mad by the neighbours to change their minds about going on their cruise. They eventually did but only because Blair was returning home with fiancé Enrique Decardenal (Rene Lavan) and the Kranks needed the neighbours back on side.

Funnily enough, getting the neighbours onside was a lot easier than expected. Even Vic's mischievous son, Spike (Erik Per Sullivan) was a great help as was Cheech Marin's police character. This was also during a minor plot with an escaped burglar trying to steal during the big Krank Christmas party.

- There's a nice plot where Luther gave the cruise to Walt (M. Emmet Walsh) and Bev Scheel (Elizabeth Franz). Luther nearly killed their cat during the movie.

- The movie was based on John Grisham's 2001 book, Skipping Christmas.

- Standout music: The Raveonettes The Christmas Song, Brenda Lee's Jingle Bell Rock and Dean Martin's White Christmas.

- Chronology: Christmas time in Illinois.

Christmas With The Kranks isn't a favourite of mine but it's still rather fun for a Christmas movie. Who would've thought that trying to sit out Christmas would be more stressful than actually getting heavily involved?

Rating: 7 out of 10

My Review of Bugonia (2025)

 

Written by Will Tracy 

Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos 

Michelle: "You can't beat me because you are a loser and I'm a winner and that's fucking life!"

In between Christmas movies and TV episode reviews, I'm determined to get a few more award contenders and this was one I wanted to watch more than others.

Yorgos Lanthimos and Emma Stone seem to have found a mutual muse in one another and after their powerhouse collaboration with Poor Things (2023), could Bugonia (2025) hit the same way? It kind of did in its own way.

A remake of Save The Green Planet! (2003) by Jang Joon-hwan, this movie saw Emma Stone playing the role of Auxolith CEO Michelle Fuller. It's a pharmaceutical company she's running and she's been conducting experiments on people to cure diseases. One of those people being a woman named Sandy Gatz (Alicia Silverstone), who was now in a coma.

It's this out one in part that saw Michelle being kidnapped by Sandy's son, Teddy (Jesse Plemons) and his cousin Don (Aidan Delbis). Oh and they're absolutely convinced that she's an alien. Putting the outcome of the original to one side, it was kind of obvious they were going to be right.

Saying that, the movie did try to present an element of doubt. Teddy certainly mistreated Michelle to an extreme that even Don was horrified by his actions. Add into the mix a former babysitter turned cop, Casey Boyd (Stavros Halkias) and there's certainly something unhinged about Teddy. It took very little for Teddy to actually turn into a killer.

As for Michelle, yes she's an alien. There's backstory given on her species being ancestors of humans and while she wasn't responsible for Don's death, she certainly made sure that Teddy was taken out of the equation. The final scene of the movie pretty had Michelle decide the fate of humanity and it wasn't too shocking that she went for the killer option.

- This is the fourth collaboration between Yorgos Lanthimos and Emma Stone. I will review their other two movies next year.

- Michelle and Teddy both had an affinity for bees. The former saw them from an impersonal perspective and the latter was a beekeeper. Michelle's species are Andromedans.

- Standout music: Green Day's Basket Case, Chappell Roan's Good Luck, Babe and Marlene Dietrich's Where Has All The Flowers Gone?

- Chronology: Present day America. 

Bugonia (2025) was a quirky delight. I do think as a pairing, both Yorgos Lanthimos and Emma Stone seen to compliment each other very well. This alien invasion felt more like a black comedy with Stone, Plemons and Deibis all firing on cylinders.

Rating: 8 out of 10 

Justice League Unlimited - Episode 26-30 Reviews

In this batch of episodes, there's a look into Terry McGinnis, a rivalry between heroes and another who decides they need a change.

Episode 26: Epilogue

Originally this Batman Beyond heavy episode was supposed to serve as a series finale to this show but then another season happened. Anyways, you've got a much older Amanda Waller giving Terry McGinnis some much needed insight into his origins and how Bruce Wayne turned out ti be his biological father. There's an opportunity to bring back characters such as Ace and the Phantasm as well as Terry planning to propose to Dana. It's a fantastic episode. 9/10

Episode 27: I Am Legion 

Season 3 of the show kicked off with a team up comprising of Hawkgirl, The Flash, Fire and Ice and there's a nice subplot with both The Flash and Fire clearly being into one another. The important plot though would be Lex Luthor escaping prison and joining the Legion of Doom, only this version are known as the Secret Society. Yes, we got to see their iconic lair and there's a plot with the Spear of Longinus that Lex and company steal from the Blackhawks. 7/10

Episode 28: Shadow Of The Hawk

At some point we had to meet Carter Hall aka Hawkman and why not early into the final season? They meet but Carter definitely seemed to be more into Hawkgirl than she was into him. On the plus side, we did get more insight into Thanagarian history, there was a decent supporting role from Batman and Shadow Thief made for a good guest villain in the episode. 7/10

Episode 29: Chaos At The Earth's Core 

This episode had a motley crew of John Stewart, S.T.R.I.P.E., Stargirl and Supergirl working together with Warlord. Who were they against? Oh, that's right, we got the likes of Metallo, Silver Banshee and Deimos and the whole story took place inside a world in the Earth's Core. There's an amusing rivalry between Stargirl and Supergirl as they mostly clash before they ended up bonding. 6/10

Episode 30: To Another Shore 

Fans of Martian Man Hunter should be happy that he's gotten a bigger role in this episode but at the same time, he also decided it was time to step away from the Watchtower. There's a team up with him, Wonder Woman, Green Arrow and King Faraday. Throw them into an icy location and have then go up against Giganta, Killer Frost, Heatwave and Devil Ray and it's a pretty solid one. 6/10

Next blog I'll tackle Flash And Substance, Dead Reckoning, Patriot Act, The Great Brain Robbery and Grudge Match.

My Review of Heated Rivalry: "Hunter"

 

Written And Directed by Jacob Tierney 

Scott (to Kip): "I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time."

I have to admit the secrecy surrounding this episode was absolutely amusing. I mean why did they hold off on revealing the title when most knew that Scott Hunter (Francois Arnaud) was going to be the main focus? It did seem a bit silly.

As for the episode, oh I absolutely enjoyed this one immensely. While it might have been a bit jarring to bench both Shane and Ilya so soon, everything that happened with Scott made me not miss them as much as i thought I would.

I think we all clocked Scott being gay in the first two episodes and he certainly clocked Shane and Ilya as well. This episode confirmed Scott to be gay and focused on his relationship with lovely smoothie barista Kip Grady (Robbie G.K.). I think I might ship Scott/Kip more than Shane/Ilya if I'm being honest.

Francois Arnaud and Robbie G.K. just have such great chemistry with one another and while their story did hit the usual tropes, I didn't care. Bonding over a smoothie choice, nesting about serial killers and asking to stay. Everything just hit beautifully with the two, even though the reality of Scott being closeted was in the background and waiting to split them up.

Kip had a nice support system. His friends Shawn (Brandon Ash-Mohammed) and Elena (Nadine Bhabha) certainly had Kip's back with Nadine giving Scott a bit of a reality check. Then there's Kip's father, George (Matt Gordon), who also had Kip's back when he needed.

As for Scott, I do think the episode provided a sympathetic reason for him being unable to come out. Book fans know it's coming and non book fans would've reduced. We did learn about Scott's family tragedy and how hockey saved him. We also saw the post break up regret he had too.  All of which was played beautifully. 

- Kip worked at Straw+Berry and it was his Blueberry and Banana Smoothie that won Scott over.

- Scott admitted to being too lazy to be a serial killer but knew the difference between that and a spree killer.

- We did briefly see both Shane and Ilya. Both of them got on Scott's nerves this week.

- Chronology: October 2013 to February 2014, focusing on the Scott/Kip relationship.

Hunter was an excellent third episode. I can understand why some might have been disappointed with Shane/Ilya being sidelined but I absolutely loved the focus on Scott/Kip that I wanted more from the pairing.

Rating: 8 out of 10 

My Review of A Night Like This (2025)

 

Written by Diego Scerrati

Directed by Liam Calvert

Lukas (to Oliver): "We all look for signs and we all want to believe the bad things happen for a reason."

I held watching this movie off for this month because I read that it had a Christmas setting. It does by the way but it's mostly in the background as the focus was on two very different men forming a connection on a winter's night.

The men in question couldn't be any more different to one another. There was struggling German gay actor Lukas (Jack Brett Anderson). He was on the verge of ending everything until he happened to bump into the rather talkative and privileged Oliver (Alexander Lincoln). Like I said, two very different men.

Oliver initially stole Lukas's pint and then repaid him with a drink while talking about his failing club, Delirio. Oliver's father had also died and he hated his stepmother. Lukas talked about an audition he had as well as needing to head into his coffee house job in the morning. Both men were not entirely honest with one another.

They weren't totally dishonest but there were bits to their respective stories that unfolded the more time they spent with each other. This time included a sing song at a failing Country Music club ran by John (David Bradley) and his daughter Emma (Beth Rylance). There's a plot involving Oliver's aspirations for music that are nicely explored throughout the movie.

On top of that, there's also the inclusion of teenage tearaway Daniel (Jimmy Ericson). He's an amusing foil for both Oliver and Daniel. He stole from the former and made homophobic remarks to the latter but got his chance to redeem before the movie concluded. Also for a rather immature character, he did manage to give Oliver some good advice.

Now, this film tried to conduct an experiment where Oliver and Lukas would spend until 8am to see if there was a real connection between. There were definitely moments where they clashed over revelations about each other and moments where they really did have a connection. The movie itself ended on a rather positive note.

- The original title for this movie was On A Winter's Night. I liked that title more tbh.

- The Tremors movies are referenced a lot with Lukas only liking the first two and thanks to this movie, I know what the word "apofenia" means. 

- Standout music: Alexander Lincoln to his credit does have a nice singing voice. Fairytales And Lullabies, anyone?

- Chronology: Christmas time in London. Lukas has lived in the UK for a couple of years.

A Night Like This won't sate those who were hoping for something a bit more steamy than kissing but it's a nice movie. I think both Jack Brett Anderson and Alexander Lincoln do a very nice job in making their characters pull towards one another very believable.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

My Review of Jack Frost (1998)

 

Written by Mark Steven Johnson And Steve Bloom And Jonathan Roberts And Jeff Cesario

Directed by Troy Miller

Charlie: "You the man!"

Jack: "NO, I'm the SNOWMAN!"

Confession time: I have never watched this movie in full until this week. I know, it took twenty seven years but better late than never, right? I'm a Michael Keaton fan and this was one of his most interesting performances he's given in his lengthy career.

In this movie he played the lead in a rock band. His name was Jack Frost. He's portrayed to be an absent presence for his wife Gabby (Kelly Preston) and son Charlie (Joseph Cross), although he clearly loved both of them. Jack's also involved in an accident early in the movie and died. Only he didn't stay dead.

Nope, a year passed and for some reason, Jack ended up becoming a sentient snowman and it wasn't long until he reunited with Charlie. I have to say that I did love that Charlie took a little bit of time to believe that his father was now a snowman.

Of course, Gabby and Charlie's friend, Mac MacArthur (Mark Addy) but as a counterpoint, I also loved that Jack as a snowman freaked out ice hockey coach Sid Gronic (Henry Rollins). I also loved that Charlie's rival/bully of sorts, Rory Buck (Taylor Handley) actually stepped up to help Charlie and Jack when the latter was in danger of melting away.

The last act though was a little rushed. I wish that we had more time with Jack and Gabby being reunited before the former faded away. Saying that, it's a nice, sentimental and sweet ending to this movie. 

- John Travolta was originally considered for the title role as were many other actors before Michael Keaton was cast.

- There's a horror movie of the same title that came out a year before this one.

- Standout music: Hanson's Gimme Some Lovin' and Merry Christmas Baby as well as Spice Girls Sleigh Ride and The Jack Frost Band's Have A Little Faith.

- Chronology: The movie's set in Medford, Colorado with a year between Jack's death and return as a snowman.

Jack Frost might be more cult classic (though not at the time of its release) than a straight up classic. I do like it and I thought Michael Keaton did a great job in the title role. I have a soft spot for this one.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

Justice League Unlimited - Episodes 21-25 Reviews

In this batch of episodes, there's trouble for both Hawkgirl and The Question. Meanwhile, the Cadmus arc came to a head.

Episode 21: Hunter's Moon

One of the great things about this show would be the fact that Hawkgirl's betrayal of the Justice League continued to have consequences. This time it was a rogue group of Thanagarians who were determined to get even with her. Another great thing about this episode was Hawkgirl being paired with Vigilante and Vixen while also discussing John Stewart with the latter. Not surprised that Hawkgirl's still got feelings for John. 7/10

Episode 22: Question Authority

Now it's time for some focus on the Question. He confronted Superman about the Justice Lord timeline and believed it was going to happen in this timeline too. The Question also ended up being captured and tortured by Lex Luthor. Question being the distressed dude was a good way of bringing Huntress out as she was the one who rescued him. There's also a subplot with Captain Atom and General Eiling with Mantis as an opening fight scene. 7/10

Episode 23: Flashpoint

The start of the end of the Cadmus arc. Not to be confused with a certain popular DC Comics arc. There's a fight scene with Superman and Captain Atom along with Lex causing absolute mayhem with Cadmus. You had scenes with both Green Arrow and The Flash having to deal with public backlash along with Amanda Waller recruiting Galactea to attack the Watchtower with Ultimen clones. A very good start to ending this arc. 7/10

Episode 24: Panic In The Sky

The middle part of this arc had a pretty great fight scene with Supergirl and Galactea with the former really getting under the latter's skin. There's some great scenes with Batman and Amanda Waller as the pair realised that Lex was responsible for everything that's been happening. The episode ended on the best cliffhanger with Lex having Brainiac emerging from inside him. A brilliant way to lead into the last part of this arc. 8/10

Episode 25: Divided We Fall

This felt like a series finale to me and honestly, it could have been. It tied up the Cadmus arc nicely, forged an uneasy alliance between the Justice League and Amanda Waller and also saw changes being promised with the League moving forward. It was a perfect place to end the show along with Lex/Brainiac's defeat but there's fourteen more episodes to go. 8/10

Next blog I'll tackle Epilogue, I Am Legion, Shadow Of The Hawk, Chaos At The Earth's Core and To Another Shore.

My Review of It - Welcome To Derry: "In The Name Of The Father"

 

Written by Jason Fuchs And Cord Jefferson And Brad Caleb Kane

Directed by Jamie Travis

Pennywise: "Hello Mabel. You finally came and you brought a friend."

Ingrid: "Papa?"

Well, gotta admit, I didn't see that coming. Ingrid Kirsch really did turn out to be a woman of many secrets. Last week, there was the reveal that she was sleeping with Hank but that now seemed like small potatoes compared to what happened here.

A flashback to 1935 in Juniper Hill revealed that Ingrid used a young girl named Mabel in order to summon Pennywise. Granted while it wasn't Ingrid's intention for Mabel to be harmed, that's exactly what ended up happening. Why was Ingrid so desperate to get Pennywise's attention?

It turned out that Ingrid was convinced that Pennywise was her father who disappeared when she was a girl. Her father was part of a circus act as was Ingrid herself and she's convinced herself about the truth of Pennywise's real identity. Of course, it got better/worse, depending on perspective here.

In the worse category, this meant that Ingrid had effectively betrayed Lilly and put the latter and her friends in danger. Ingrid was the clown at the graveyard and she did a horrible job of trying to get her side of the story across to Lilly. Needless to say Lilly's reaction to this news was an expected one.

As for the rest of the Losers, we had both Lilly and Ronnie fall out big time with Will, Marge and Rich caught in the middle of them both. On the plus side, Ronnie did get a reunion with Hank but then things took a turn for the worst with Bowers by the end of the episode. Saying that, it was expected.

Last but not least, Leroy well and truly messed up with this episode. His slapping of Will was a shocker that even Charlotte ended up packing her bags. Things with him and Hallorann weren't exactly great. Hallorann in particular was pretty snappy this week. 

- Ingrid went by Periwinkle in her own clown costume. Cool name for a sidekick.

- Rich and Marge got closer as did Will and Ronnie. Lilly was the most isolated member of the group.

- I liked the use of black and white during the Ingrid flashbacks. Marge also standing up to the Pattycakes was a nice moment.

- Chronology: From where the previous episode left off and 1935 flashbacks. Nice set up for Season 2 there.

In The Name Of The Father was a very strong episode. Madeleine Stowe and Chris Chalk gave the best performances but again, this show's casting has been so strong and the new layers with Pennywise are great.

Rating: 8 out of 10