My Review of Jigsaw (2017)

 

Written by Josh Stolberg And Peter Goldfinger

Directed by The Spierig Brothers

Jigsaw: "The truth will set you free."

With the first seven months having a group of recurring writers and directors and being released between 2004 and 2010, this franchise certainly needed a new coat of paint. To it's credit, Jigsaw tried to do exactly that.

There's no recurring characters like Hoffman anymore. In fact this movie arguably operated as both a prequel to the first one (through some flashbacks) and a standalone sequel of sorts. I should point out that once again, Jigsaw/John Kramer (Tobin Bell) isn't alive in this one.

Saying that, his bloody acts of violence under the pretext of justice were an inspiration for yet another copycat/protégé killer. This time that was Logan Nelson (Mark Passmore). Logan claimed to speak for the dead and he certainly added to the Jigsaw legacy body count.

There were many victims in this movie but most were selected from the criminals that Detective Halloran (Callum Rennie Keith) let slip through his fingers. Needless to say as the movie drew to it's bloody conclusion this would be a decision that Halloran wouldn't live to regret.

Like Hoffman before, there's an attempt to humanise Logan. Logan's anger came from a man named Edgar (Josiah Black) killing his wife. It certainly explained why Logan worked through a list to eventually get to Halloran and frame him for the new Jigsaw crimes. It's sound enough as a motive.

As for the flashbacks, more victims of Kramer themselves were revealed. This included a grieving mother named Anna (Laura Vandervoort). She had lost her baby and had a prior connection to John Kramer. Then there was Mitch (Mandela Van Peebles) who caused the death of John's nephew and Ryan (Paul Braunstein), who also caused a death. Those three had a lot of focus on them and it didn't end well for them.

- Other victims in this movie were Carly (Brittany Allen), fangirl Eleanor (Hannah Emily Anderson) and of course, Edgar himself.

- Logan was responsible for mislabeling John's X-Rays, causing his tumour to be undiagnosed.

- Standout music: Great American Canyon Band's Never Fade Away.

- Chronology: Ten years since the events of the last movie.

Jigsaw felt like a much needed shot in the arm for the franchise. While this franchise will never be able to escape from the ghost of John Kramer, I do think this felt like a fresh chapter for the franchise after the Hoffman heavy series of movies. I really liked this one.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

My Review of Saw 3D (2010)

 

Written by Patrick Melton And Marcus Dunstan 

Directed by Kevin Gruetert 

Dr. Gordon (to Bobby): "Bravo! To be able to sustain such a traumatic experience and, uh, and yet find a positive in that grizzly act. It's a remarkable feat, indeed. Remarkable... if not a little perverse."

Otherwise known as Saw: The Final Chapter. Yup, this really should've concluded this franchise but there would be three movies to come. Everything about this movie really felt like an ending.

For example, our main focus was on a survivor named Bobby Dagen (Sean Patrick Flanery). He wrote a book about escaping Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) and even held a support group for former victims. Except that there's a problem with Bobby.

The problem being that Bobby was never a victim of Jigsaw's in the first place. In flashbacks, it was revealed that he was something of a loser who pretended to be a victim in order to reshape his life for the better. Unbeknownst to Bobby, he actually did meet the real Jigsaw but that was something he'd come to realise much later in the movie.

The consequences of Bobby's deception however did put him in the firing line. He was tested by current successor, Mark Hoffman (Costas Mandylor). Yes, the latter survived Jill Tuck (Betsy Russell) trying and Marl wanted revenge on the former Mrs Kramer. That didn't stop him from making Bobby's life a living hell.

Bobby's suffering came at being unable to save his publicist Nina (Naomi Snieckus), lawyer Suzanne (Rebecca Marshall) and best friend Cale (Dean Armstrong). There was also Bobby's unfortunate wife, Joyce (Gina Holden). Yet again, it ended badly for everyone involved.

However the best part of this movie was of course Mark vs. Jill 2.0 with the former subjecting the latter to what she did to him. Except she actually died and then Mark got bested by Dr Lawrence Gordon (Cary Elwes). I was surprised to see Gordon back into the mix but again, it also felt like a full circle moment for this horror franchise.

- The opening kills were a public event with a love triangle between Ryan (Jon Cor), Brad (Sebastian Pigott) and Dina (Anne Greene). It didn't end well for Dina.

- Another kill sequence involved a group of white supremacists, one of whom was played by Linkin Park's Chester Bennington.

- Standout music: Ozzy Osbourne's Life Won't Wait.

- Chronology: From where the previous movie left off.

Saw 3D really should've been the one to have ended this franchise. It's not perfect by any means but it felt like a good place to end things for Jigsaw and his successors. Oh well.

Rating: 6 out of 10 

My Review of The Beauty: "Beautiful Living Rooms"

 

Written by Ryan Murphy And Matthew Hodgson 

Directed by Michael Uppendahl 

Byron: "Happy endings. They get me every time."

Can a billionaire actually show some genuine benevolence? No, let's be honest, not really. Unless it's Bruce Wayne and he's fictional. Also Byron Forst ain't no Bruce Wayne.

Even when Byron showed some compassion, it's because he wanted something in return. For Agent Meyer Williams (John Carroll Lynch/Patrick Luwis), all he had to do was lure Cooper and Jordan into an obvious trap and his family would be whole again. Of course, Meyer agreed to Byron's request.

It's hard to blame him though. His wife Juliana (Kelli O'Hara/Hazel Graye) hated his guts and both of them blamed the other for their daughter Joey (Kaylee Halko/Augusta Liv) having progeria, which was on the verge of killing her. By the end of this episode, the Williams family were reset and Byron seemed oddly touched that he could help them. For a nanosecond, he almost came across as human.

Then I thought about the rest of the episode. We got a needed backstory for Antonio/The Assassin as the latter trusted Jeremy enough to fill him in on the details of his own transformation (Teddy Canez). Yet again, the show struck gold with Anthony Ramos and Jeremy Pope because the two of them play off each other so well here. I really like this pairing.

More interesting in their scenes together was the new found sense of awareness that Jeremy had about himself and incel culture. He kind of pointed out some of Antonio's toxicity, was philosophical about his father. Jeremy even asked sone relevant questions about his transformation that Antonio managed to give answers to.

Then there's Cooper and Jordan. Aww, they love each other. I don't think that's particularly shocking but I found it funny how being captured by Jeremy and Antonio really drove the point home for them. Will Byron succeed in killing Jordan and Cooper or will he find some other way to keep them in line? Assuming they don't escape first that is.

- There was mentions of The Bear, John Cena, Charli XCX, Dr. Oz, the Make-A-Wish Foundation and football talk in this episode.

- Juliana was 30 when Meyer was 45. Joey's 15 but her progerie gave her the heart of a 90 year old. Juliana also was an editor at a fashion magazine and battled cancer.

- Manny reappeared in this episode to be killed off and used as a human shield during Cooper and Antonio's fight scene.

- Chronology: Not long from where the last two episodes left off.

Beautiful Living Rooms provided a few more answers, back stories, love declarations and alliance shifting. It's another strong episode and the last of the single ones. Next week onwards, we're in double bill domain.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

My Review of Saw VI (2009)

 

Written by Patrick Melton And Marcus Dunstan 

Directed by Kevin Gruetert

Jigsaw: "You think it's the living who have ultimate judgment over you, because the dead will have no claim over your soul. But you may be mistaken."

I thought upon reviewing the fifth movie that it was a the middle part of a trilogy but perhaps it was the second instalment of a quadrilogy. I said that because this wasn't the ending to the Mark Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) era that I thought it would be.

Yup, Hoffman's cruelty has intensified and he's roping more people into his legacy killings as John Kramer/Jigsaw's (Tobin Bell) successor. The problem being that Hoffman had a few obstacles in his way. Ones that even he struggled to properly deal with.

The movie opened with the gory death of Agent Strahm (Scott Patterson) but much to Hoffman's annoyance, Agent Perez (Athena Karkanis) actually survived and was getting close to exposing Hoffman's crimes. In fact, Hoffman's voice was exposed and he murdered everyone, including Perez. Gone was any sympathy this film might have had for him.

Then there was Jill Tuck (Betsy Russell). Her role here was somewhat more expanded on than before. It turned out that Kramer had given her instructions to take out Hoffman and the movie ended with the latter in a classic trap. This really should've ended the character but erm, there's another movie to get through with him.

As for the rest of the movie, the focus on Hoffman's brutality was William (Peter Outerbridge). He was the one who denied Kramer the insurance to help him and throughout the movie, William found himself having to try and save some employees (he failed) as well as Tara (Shauna McDonald) and Brent (Devon Bostick). Oh and there's William's sister, Pamela (Samantha Lemole).

Yup, there's certain moving parts in this movie. I'll admit the flashbacks to previous movies worked here along with the Mark vs. Jill subplot. William's not a particularly sympathetic character, which was why his comeuppance was a bit satisfying to watch here.

- Flashbacks included Hoffman blackmailing Amanda into killing Dr Lynn along with John and Jill's connection to William.

- The opening kills/tortures involved predatory lenders Eddie (Marty Moreau) and Simone (Tandra Howard).

- Standout music: The James Brothers More Than A Sin.

- Chronology: Not long from where the previous movie left off.

Saw VI felt like it could've been another finale to this whole saga had Hoffman actually died. I personally think he shouldn't have made it out of this movie alive but that man refuses to stay dead.

Rating: 6 out of 10 

My Review of Saw V (2008)

 

Written by Patrick Melton And Marcus Dunstan 

Directed by David Hackl

Jigsaw (to Hoffman): "Everybody deserves a chance."

I'm halfway through this franchise and it's incredible that for the main character still being dead, they keep finding ways to make him relevant to the plot. Jigsaw/John Kramer (Tobin Bell) - the post death hold you've got on this series should be studied.

Anyways, the previous movie established that Detective Mark Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) was an apprentice/wannabe successor to Jigsaw and we got his origin story in this one. Is he worthy of Kramer's mantle? The obvious answer would be no of course.

The movie opened with a grisly death of killer Seth Baxter (Jordan Jarsky). Let's just say that Edgar Allen Poe inspired the means of Seth's demise but it was credited to Jigsaw. However, it was Hoffman's doing and Jigsaw wasn't pleased about being credited for such a sloppy opening kill.

Anyways Hoffman's motives for murdering Seth were down to the latter killing his sister. I suppose I should give the movie points for trying to make him a bit more sympathetic but it's clear his values are different. With Kramer, there's that warped sense of justice/trying to get people to be better versions of themselves. Like Amanda, Mark clearly just wanted to kill and make his victims suffer before they die.

Speaking of victims, we've got five connecting ones here. Ashley (Laura Gordon), Brit (Julie Benz), Charles (Carlo Rota), Luba (Meagan Good) and Mallick (Greg Bryk). All of them have different professions but all of them played the role in some recent deaths (though not intentionally). To the movie's credit, there's a decent attempt to flesh out these characters before they're all taken out of the mix.

As for the rest of the movie, I was surprised that Agent Strahm (Scott Patterson) actually survived the previous movie. Granted, he still had to make a sacrifice and his attempts to catch out Hoffman ended badly for him. He's a decent foil for Hoffman until he wasn't.

- There's more flashbacks to Kramer bequeathing a mystery box to his ex-wife Jill. The latter was also being stalked by Strahm.

- There's brief appearances from Amanda, Eric, David and Agent Perez in this movie.

- The film didn't end with "Game Over" like previous movies did.

- Chronology: Shortly after the events of the fourth movie but some flashbacks included the third as well.

Saw V made for an okay addition to the franchise. It's very much the middle part of the Hoffman trilogy, giving him a needed backstory. It also separated him from Jigsaw, making him into a more conventional sadist compared to his deceased mentor.

Rating: 6 out of 10 

My Review of A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms: "In The Name Of The Mother"

 

Written by Hiram Martinez And Ti Mikkel And Ira Parker

Directed by Owen Harris 

Baelor: "Be vigilant. Don't die."

That's perfectly sound advice. Then again, when you're taking part in a Trial by Seven, it's also advice that's hard to take. Oh and as it's a penultimate episode, a sympathetic character had to die. Baelor, we barely knew you.

The consequences of Baelor choosing Team Dunk meant that his own brother inadvertently killed him. Maekar struck a fatal blow and Baelor made a point of telling Dunk that the realm needed good men. Bertie Carvel might not have had a lot of screen time this season but he made the most of what he was given.

As for the battle itself, I love how green Dunk truly was as a wannabe knight. He looked completely out of his depth and it took very little for Aerion to actually incapacitate him. It also led to the majority of this episode being rather flashback heavy for Dunk.

In flashbacks we saw a younger Dunk (Bamber Todd) and his friend Rafe (Chloe Lea) trying their best to get out of Flea Bottom. This meant stealing from dead nobles but it also resulted in getting on the wrong side of Alester (Edward Davis), resulting in the death of Rafe and Dunk going with Ser Arlan.

As flashbacks, they're good and did add a bit more to Dunk's backstory. In the present though, things got even more vicious between Dunk and Aerion with the former forcing the latter to yield. I can't see Aerion letting that public humiliation slide in the future.

Last but not least, there was also Egg. His role was smaller in this episode but Dunk kept him on as a squire and Egg panicked when he thought Dunk was dying. Egg also was clearly upset when he realised that Baelor had also died by the end of this one.

- A few moments where characters were sick in this one to add to the bodily fluids list for this season.

- Beesbury and Hardyng seemed to be the other deaths of the episode, though Raymun took a battering as well.

- Aerion's dragon armour looked fantastic on the battlefield. It really did say a lot about his character.

- Chronology: The flashbacks said it was after Daemon's rebellion. 

In The Name Of The Mother was another triumph as an episode. Great use of flashbacks, brilliant battle moments and a death that genuinely impacted in spite of being telegraphed. I really hope the finale sticks the landing.

Rating: 9 out of 10 

Silver Ladies, Superhero Revivals And No Ninth Episodes

And here's my first TV Jumble Blog of 2026. There's still some shows that I need to catch up but here's a look at what I've seen so far.

Bridgerton: And we're back. Netflix are committing to this split season idea as the fourth season has Luke Thompson and Yerin Ha front and centre. Yes, Sophie Baek is the Lady In Silver and Benedict (our diamond this season), lovestruck as he might be hasn't figured that out in four episodes so far. What else this season? Oh, Sophie's stepmother isn't a nice person, Lady Danbury was trying to prime her own successor for the Queen so she could leave the country, Francesca couldn't reach the pinnacle and Penelope seemed to be struggling with being publicly known as Lady Whistledown. Oh and maid wars.

Stranger Things: New Year's Day for everyone outside the US saw the end of this long running show. Don't worry there's an animated spin off coming soon. Anyways, we got two hours and a lot of characters and arcs to resolve. To get the elephant out of the room, there wasn't a secret ninth episode and that's not a bad thing. I didn't love this finale but I didn't hate it either. I think it did the best it could to give the most important characters satisfying endings. As for Eleven, I have my own belief that she didn't totally perish. 

The Night Manager: I slept on this show for nearly a decade and in the space of a month, I watched both seasons back to back. For the most part, I think I preferred the first season to the second but even the latter was still mostly good. Tom Hiddleston's on fine form as Jonathan Pine and the many aliases he's taken in the show. His best scene partners were undoubtedly Hugh Laurie as Richard Roper and Diego Calva as Richard's estranged son, Teddy. There's some strong supporting roles for both Olivia Colman and Indira Varma to boot.

The Seven Dials Mystery: Normally, I'd assume this would have been a BBC production, considering that they've been the ones adapting Agatha Christie stories for a while now. However, Netflix got this one and made it into a three episode miniseries. It was also written by Chris Chibnall and it's pretty decent. Mia McKenna-Bruce, Martin Freeman and Helena Bonham-Carter are all on fine form. However like a lot of the BBC adaptations of late, it did lag a little bit. Still watchable though.

Wonder Man: I'm not gonna lie - my expectations for this show were low. The trailers were underwhelming and the fact that Disney+ released it all in one day didn't inspire confidence. Then I watched the show and witnessed a brilliant double act with Yahya Abdul-Mateen II and Ben Kingsley and I couldn't have been more wrong. I need more scenes with Simon Williams and Trevor Slattery. This eight episodes series was really enjoyable. I thought the MCU version of The Studio couldn't work but I was wrong. This show definitely is worth watching.

• Stephen Amell has been cast as Hobie Buchannon for the upcoming reboot of Baywatch for FOX.
• HBO Max will launch in the UK/Ireland from March. Sky are also offering a package next month that will include Netflix, Disney+, Hayu and HBO Max.
• David Boreanaz has been cast in the lead of The Rockford Files for NBC.
• Terminator Zero has been cancelled after one season by Netflix.
• NBC have ordered a comedy pilot titled Newlyweds, co-created by Jamie Lee Curtis and starring Tea Leoni.
• Hulu have ordered a legal drama, Conviction, which will star Elisabeth Moss as the lead.
• The 90 minute wrap movie of Good Omens will premiere on Amazon Prime from May 13th.
• Elizabeth Banks and Matthew MacFadyen's The Miniature Wife will premiere on Peacock from April 9th.
• Baldur's Gate 3 is in the works as a series for HBO.
• Ray Romano and Joshua Jackson have been cast in How To Survive Without Me for HBO Max.
• Spider-Noir will premiere on Amazon Prime from May 27th.
• Stranger Things: Tales From 85 confirmed for April 23 on Netflix.
• The second season for FX's Shogun has also begun. 

My Review of Saw IV (2007)

 

Written by Patrick Melton And Marcus Dunstan And Thomas Fenton

Directed by Darren Lynn Bousman 

Agent Strahm (re Jill/John): "Girl loves boy. Boy loves girl. Boy gets girl pregnant. Girl loses baby; boy turns into a serial killer."

If the third installment of this gore happy franchise felt like a natural ending point, this one felt like it was primed as a new era for it. After all, Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) was dead and he needed a successor. Amanda (Shawnee Smith) was also dead, so it wasn't going to be her, was it?

Enter Detective Mark Hoffman (Costas Mandylor). He got to look at the dead body of John Kramer and found a microcassette in the latter's stomach. This of course led to a whole new game being set up where Detective Eric Matthews (Donnie Wahlberg) was still around.

Yup, both detectives were being held prisoner and both were in desperate need of being rescued before either one of them would end up dead. For Jigsaw, it almost seemed a tad straightforward, post death. Surely, there was a twist to be had? Of course there was but more on that in a bit.

For the most part, there was Rigg (Lyriq Bent). He's given a bigger role in this movie as he's tasked with trying to rescue his fellow detectives while also playing Jigsaw's games. Unfortunate victims in there games included Brenda (Sarah Boylan), voyeur/rapist Ivan (Marty Adams) as well as husband/wife duo Rex (Ron Lea) and Morgan (Janet Land). It's not hard to guess how most of these games played out.

On top of that, there's also an FBI duo in Agent Strahm (Scott Patterson) and Agent Perez (Athena Karkanis). They're brought in as it's been deduced that Jigsaw has another apprentice. Oh and for a dead man, he popped up in a lot of flashbacks. That was mainly to add another tragic backstory involving his estranged wife, Jill (Betsy Russell).

Anyways getting to the other apprentice part of the movie, it was none other than Detective Mark Hoffman himself. I'll admit that it's a good reveal and by the end of this movie, there's a few more deaths added. It's not the only surprise that this particular movie had.

- Characters from the previous two movies reappear during the flashbacks and events playing out at the same time.

- Jill had suffered a miscarriage which eventually caused her and John to separate. She owned the meat factory in which events were taking place in.

- Standout music: Yoshiki's I.V.

- Chronology: The events of this movie were happening as the same time of the third movie.

Saw IV was the start of a new trilogy and it's off to a decent start. The flashbacks were a way to keep Tobin Bell onscreen for a decent amount of time and there's some sympathy for John and Jill's tragedy. I'll admit that I liked the Hoffman reveal as well.

Rating: 6 out of 10 

My Review of Saw III (2006)

 

Written by Leigh Whannell And James Wan

Directed by Darren Lynn Bousman 

Lynn: "Please, let me go. I saved your life."

Jigsaw: "Maybe my life isn't the one you are saving, after all."

There's a part of me that wonders if this franchise should've just ended with this installment. It felt like a natural ending point, especially considering that the focus was once again on Jigsaw himself, John Kramer (Tobin Bell).

The previous movie had revealed that he had cancer and that Dr Lawrence Gordon was one of his doctors. John's determined not to die, so he got his accomplice Amanda Young (Shawnee Smith) to kidnap Dr. Lynn Denlon (Bahar Soomekh) to keep John alive while another victim had to undergo John's demented tests.

The second victim being Jeff (Angus Macfadyen). Jeff's a grief stricken father who lost his son due to a car accident and had been somewhat distant towards his daughter, Corbett (Niamh Wilson). Jeff's confronted with helping ot hurting people involved in his son's death.

The first was Danica (Debra Lynne McCabe) who witnessed the accident but didn't testify. Jeff did try to help her but she died. Judge Halden (Barry Flatman) got a really disgusting ending and then there was Timothy (Mpho Koaho). Tim was responsible for the accident and although Jeff forgave him, it didn't make a difference in the end.

In fact, there's just wall to wall death here. This movie actually killed John Kramer off, but he'd continue to appear in most of the remaining movies in the franchise. Amanda died. Jeff and Lynn were revealed to be a married couple and they both died and the fates of their daughter as well as Eric Matthews (Donnie Wahlberg) were also left unknown. 

- Adam (Leigh Whannell) popped up in Amanda/Kramer flashbacks, more screen time for Billy the Puppet and Detective Allison Kerry (Dina Meyer) was killed off at the start of the movie.

- This movie also introduced Mark Hoffman (Costas Mandylor). He doesn't have much to do here but that'll change in later movies.

- Standout music: Slayer's Eyes Of The Insane.

- Chronology: A few days since the events of the second movie.

Saw III felt like an end point to this franchise. It probably should've been as well. I mean, this movie literally killed off Jigsaw and even his successor. Aside from the Corbett cliffhanger, where else could his franchise have gone? Let's find out.

Rating: 6 out of 10 

My Review of The Beauty: "Beautiful Patient Zero"

 

Written by Ryan Murphy And Matthew Hodgson 

Directed by Michael Uppendahl

Clara: "Is this a dream? Did I die?"

Mike: "Actually, Clara, you're the dream now."

We're slap bang in the middle of the show and it was time to mostly step back again and look at some origins. Half this episode focused on Byron Forst and the second half filled some other gaps.

The episode opened with a captive Dr Ray having the misfortune of watching Byron having sex with a stewardess, who would be later killed off in the episode. Byron wasn't pleased that he had 855 days left before he could explode.

In fact Byron nearly killed Dr Ray until the latter persuaded him that he could find a way to keep Byron alive. Then there was Byron monologuing his great plan to Franny. I absolutely love the unbridled hatred that Franny showed Byron but I'd also love to know what made her marry him in the first place and have two children with him? I'm sure we'll find out soon.

Anyways, do you remember Joey Pollari popping up in the second episode in Italy, getting no dialogue and being taken out by The Assassin? Well, the second half of this episode was dedicated to the events that led to Byron wanting Mike McGuinn to suffer as he died. 

Yes, in an unsurprising turn of events, Mike looked a lot different. In fact you could say that he looked like Eddie Kaye Thomas. Mike was working in Zone 1 at the Corporation and was friends with a trans woman named Clara Gardner (Rev Yolanda). In fact their friendship was rather sweet as Mike and Clara both lifted each other up while not being afraid to dish out some needed truths.

Mike also had a crush on Zone 4 worker Jennifer King (Laura Dreyfuss) but learned that she was engaged. I do think Clara might have been a tad harsh about Jen when cheering Mike but an incident involving a chimp named Larry going berserk in Zone 4 gave Mike an idea.

Yes, he stole the Beauty and the boosters needed to prevent combusting and gave it to himself. Then he gave it to Clara and she ended up looking like Lux Pascal. Both of them were happy with their new bodies. Then we circled back to Mike being killed. I would've liked more of Joey Pollari in this show.

- Cooper, Jordan and Jeremy all sat out the events of this episode but the trailer for next week showed the latter two meeting.

- I assume we will properly meet both Byron and Franny's children before the season ends, right? They've been mentioned a lot.

- Standout music: Tame Impala's Dracula. Ashton Kutcher basically got his own Patrick Bateman moment.

- Chronology: Two years before the events of the first episode.

Beautiful Patient Zero did fill in a few needed gaps but that was two flashbacks in a row. The Byron stuff at the start just further cemented how awful he is but the Mike and Clara story was better though.

Rating: 7 out of 10

My Review of Industry - Season 3 (2024, HBO/BBC1)

 

Written by Mickey Down And Konrad Kay And Joseph Charlton

Directed by Isabella Eklöf And Zoé Wittock And Mickey Down And Konrad Kay

Eric/Robert (in unison): "I am a man and I am relentless."

There are a few things I have to got to say about this third season. First of all, it's my favourite season of the show so far and secondly, it felt like it was being primed as a final season for the show. The last episode really did work as a potential series finale.

Of course, this season didn't end the show because the fourth season has been airing but had things been different, this would've been a glorious ending for the show. The stakes felt higher and the writing felt more elevated than it had already been. Not to mention so many dynamics shifted.

For example, Harper Stern was no longer working at Pierpoint. Instead she had moved on to working at FutureDawn. It didn't take Harper long to play partners Anna Gearing (Elena Saurel) and Petra Koenig (Sarah Goldberg) off each other. Harper was on a roll this season with her bullshit as the likes of Eric, Yasmin and Rishi all got caught in her crossfire. This led to one of the best fight scenes between Harper and Yasmin.

Speaking of Yasmin, how the hell did Marisa Abela not get an Emmy nomination for this season alone? It's easily her best work as Yasmin went through a very public fallout of her father's sex crimes coming to light. On top of that, the season largely teased the idea that she might have murdered him before flashbacks revealed a far murkier answer to that particular question.

Of course this season also addressed the dynamic between her and Robert as both of them got involved with Lumi CEO (a green energy company) Sir Henry Muck (Kit Harington). The latter's a spoiled manchild that treated Robert like a dogsbody before eventually getting engaged to Yasmin. It's not a relationship that's really built on love by the looks of it.

By the end of this season, not only are both Robert and Yasmin out of Pierpoint but the former also left the country for his own opportunities in California. Pierpoint itself was also taken out of the equation with Eric being well and truly screwed over. It definitely felt like the end of an era here, adding to my earlier sentiment that this season felt like a final season to me.

As for Rishi, talk about a character journey. Sagar Radia was another actor who I'm shocked didn't get Emmy nominated. There's a whole episode dedicated to Rishi's gambling addiction and it's one of the best episodes of television that I've ever seen. It also came to a devastating head in the finale that made me actively dread where thecshow will go with the character next season.

- Episode titles were Il Mattino ha L'Oro in Bocca, Smoke And Mirrors, It, White Mischief, Company Man, Nikki Beach, or: So Many Ways to Lose, Useful Idiot and Infinite Largesse.

- Eric fired Kenny at the start of the season. Kenny came back with Daria and Jackie at the behest of Harper making her own moves against Eric.

- Yasmin was implied to be abused by her father as a child. Her lawyer, Denise (Fiona Button) was the sister of her former boyfriend, Seb.

- Nicole died at the start of the season and Robert was traumatised by her death. We saw Robert on a drug trip in the second half of the season.

- Other prominent characters this season included Sweetpea Golighty (Miriam Petche), James Ashford (Tom Stourton), Viscount Alexander Norton (Andrew Havill), Ali El Mansour (Fady Elsayed), Vinay Sarkar (Asim Chaudhry) and Tom Wolsey (Harry Hadden-Paton) to name a few.

- Chronology: Some time since the events of the second season. Rishi's episode was set during Christmas.

I absolutely love this season. If the show had ended with this one, it would've been one hell of a note to have ended the show. I'm glad it hasn't ended though because I've really gotten into it over these last few weeks. This show really proves that when a show can be allowed to grow its audience, it can truly deliver.

Rating: 9 out of 10 

My Review of Saw II (2005)

 

Written by Leigh Whannell And Darren Lynn Bousman

Directed by Darren Lynn Bousman

John: "Those who don't appreciate life do not deserve life."

Eric: "My son appreciates his life."

John: "But do you appreciate yours? Do you appreciate your son's?"

And I'm on to the first of many sequels for this franchise. If the first movie kept it reasonably simple, then this was the beginning of making this incredibly complicated going forward.

First of all, there's the prominence of John Kramer (Tobin Bell) aka Jigsaw Killer himself. After the brief screen time he had in the first movie, he's a far bigger threat this time around. Oh and he's got cancer, so threatening his life won't do shit to get him to do the right thing.

That was something that corrupt Detective Eric Matthews (Donnie Wahlberg) had to find out the hard way. His sins caught up with him when his estranged son, Daniel (Eric Knudsen) was one of many unfortunate people caught up in Jigsaw's second round of torturous games.

Let's look at the batch of victims themselves. There's Daniel and a returning Amanda (Shawnee Smith) being dragged into this mess but they're also joined by Addison (Emmanuelle Vaugier), Laura (Beverley Mitchell), Xavier (Franky G), Jonas (Glenn Plummer), Obi (Timothy Burd) and Gus (Tony Nappo). They're all nearly cannon fodder.

To be fair, they're all people mostly linked with crime and put through the usual tests that fitted their flaws. The emphasis was largely on Amanda and Daniel. Both of them made it out of the movie alive. The not so shocking reveal though was Amanda actually working with John all along.

It's heavily telegraphed in the movie that Amanda viewed John as someone who saved her from herself, so it was fitting that she became his accomplice. Then there's Eric. He was largely a selfish character throughout and his fate ended on a cliffhanger to boot.

- Other characters of note in this movie included Alison Kerry (Dina Meyer), Rigg (Lyriq Bent) and Michael (Noam Jenkins). The latter was the opening kill.

- Billy the Puppet had a lot more screen time in this movie.

- Standout music: Marilyn Manson's Irresponsible Hate Anthem.

- Chronology: Not long after the events of the first movie.

I'll admit that Saw II made for a decent sequel. I think this movie helped to cement both John Kramer and Amanda as oddly sympathetic villain protagonists. Meanwhile, the actual protagonist Eric Matthews felt rather unsympathetic by comparison. Funny that.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

My Review of Saw (2004)

 

Written by Leigh Whannell 

Directed by James Wan

John (to Adam): "Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not anymore. GAME OVER!"

I've been iffy about this franchise. I don't hate it but it's definitely a franchise that wants to have it's cake and eat it. You've got a horror antagonist that seemed delight in abducting people and putting them through psychological warfare and have then killed in often sadistic ways.

However this first movie was more lower scale. Two men are trapped in a grotty room together with a dead body. The first man -  Dr. Lawrence Gordon (Cary Elwes) was an inattentive husband and father to Alison (Monica Potter) and Diana (Makenzie Vega). This would come back to haunt him.

The second man named Adam (Leigh Whannell) seemed to be a mostly innocent guy but it turned out that he was spying on Lawrence's extracurricular activities. That put both men at odds and their mystery kidnapper Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) seemed to revel in testing their resolves while delving into their flaws.

For Lawrence there was the added dilemma of having both Alison and Diana being terrorised by Zep Hindle (Michael Emerson). It turned out the latter was being blackmailed by Jigsaw but fortunately Alison was able to save herself and Diana. If it were up to Lawrence, they wouldn't have made it out of the movie alive.

There's a lot of parts in this movie. You've got both Adam and Lawrence fighting for survival, Zep being as much as a victim as they are and the reveal of John Kramer as the real Jigsaw. I'll admit that was the best part of the movie along with hints of Kramer's backstory.

Another aspect of this movie involved detective duo David Tapp (Danny Glover) and Steven Sing (Ken Leung). Both men tried desperately to catch Jigsaw and save other victims. They didn't exactly succeed in either aspect and Sing himself ended up being another casualty. 

- This movie introduced us to Amanda (Shawnee Smith), a survivor of one of Jigsaw's previous games. Billy the Puppet appeared very briefly.

- This originally started life as a short movie and was even meant to film in Australia before budget reasons changed it to Los Angeles.

- Standout music: Pitbull Daycare's You Make Me Feel So Dead.

- Chronology: Present day in Los Angeles, including flashbacks for various characters.

The first Saw movie (maybe the first three) arguably was the strongest of the bunch. Later movies will over egg everything that made this ons work but for now, the psychological games and Jigsaw all worked pretty well. A strong debut.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

My Review of A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms: "Seven"

 

Written by Aziza Barnes And Annie Julia Wyman And Ira Parker

Directed by Sarah Adina Smith

Ser Duncan: "Who will stand and fight with me? Has courage deserted the nobles houses of Westeros? Are there no true knights among you?"

Ah, Ser Dunk. Talk about being damned either way. He went from punching out a spoiled Prince to fighting out that his squire was another prince and his life was also on the line. It was not his day/night throughout this episode.

Looking into the Egg or shall Prince Aegon Targaryen reveal. I can't say that I blame Dunk for taking it badly. I also don't blame him for accusing Egg of trying to make fun of him, even though the latter made it clear that he didn't intend any malice. Egg just really wanted to get away from his own family.

Egg's hatred for Aerion was made very apparent in this episode. He genuinely wanted to see his older brother dead and didn't care if Baelor disapproved of him saying it aloud. I also liked that when the chips were down, Egg maintained being Dunk's squire. Dunk kind of had no choice but to let him.

This episode further cemented how cruel and petty Aerion could be as a character. He couldn't simply let Dunk do trial by combat but insisted upon the trial by seven. He even managed to undermine Dunk's attempts to save himself by getting to Steffon. To be fair, I don't think it would've taken much to get Steffon to switch sides.

I guess what really elevated the episode was of course Baelor himself. Baelor has proven to be receptive to Dunk on the show and having him step in at the last minute to give Dunk the team he needed was a nice moment to cheer things on. I don't think Aerion will be pleased with more family members making their hatred for him publicly known.

As for Daeron, I think this episode made him a bit more tragic. Like other Targaryens, Daeron admitted to having prophetic dreams and even apologised for making things worse for Dunk. In a few scenes, I've grown to like his character.

- Aerion genuinely believes that he's a dragon in human form and he killed Egg's cat while threatening to castrate him. 

- Tanselle fled the scene  while Lyonel knighted Raymun to replace Steffon. I like that Raymun has become a good friend of Dunk's.

- This episode along with the latest one from Industry were released on HBO Max due to tonight's Super Bowl.

- Chronology: From where the previous episode left off.

Seven was easily the best episode so far. A fantastic character study into everyone, but especially Dunk. A fantastic use of the Game Of Thrones/House Of The Dragon theme music and those last few minutes were sublime. This show really found it's groove.

Rating: 9 out of 10 

My Review of Shell (2024)

 

Written by Jack Stanley

Directed by Max Minghella

Samantha: "I guess I just wanted you to look at me and see someone else."

If the idea of ageing actress resorting to an experimental beauty with dire consequences hadn't been explored enough in The Substance, then there's Shell. While former was in theatres, this one was doing the festival circuit. Does it work as an idea? I'd say yes it did.

The actress in question was Samantha Lake (Elisabeth Moss). She was known for a cheesy but feel good sitcom but the acting roles have dried up. Even when Samantha auditioned for a role that was suited to her, she lost out to the much younger Chloe Benson (Kaia Gerber). Chloe was a girl that Samantha used to babysit for back in the day.

Anyways Samantha's desperation to revive her acting career put her in the cross hairs of Dr. Hubert (Arian Moayed). He worked for Shell, which was founded by Zoe Shannon (Kate Hudson). Samantha underwent the procedure and ended up making friends with Zoe. On top of that, she also booked an acting gig. Things were looking up for her.

However if you've watched The Substance and Death Becomes Her, you'll know there's a downside to those type of rejuvenations. Samantha kept getting these grotesque black moles on her skin and Chloe's disappearance quickly alerted Samantha to the dangers of Shell.

There's a point in the movie made about Samantha being too trusting. It's evident in the way that it took very little for Zoe to get her on side. It's also something that Zoe had no problem throwing back at Samantha when she didn't need to pretend to be nice.

Anyways, the cops/FBI were under Shell's payroll, Dr. Hubert helped Samantha stabilise her condition but was still untrustworthy, Chloe turned into some hideously monster that was darkly lit and Zoe got her just desserts. The ending was a bit happier for Samantha compared to the other movies I've mentioned in this review.

- Elisabeth Moss and Max Minghella (the director) worked together on The Handmaid's Tale (2017-2025).

- Elizabeth Berkley popped up at the start of the movie as Jenna Janero. It didn't end well for her.

- Standout music: Connie Francis's Young At Heart.

- Chronology: Present day Los Angeles. Samantha write a book about her experience months after the events of the movie.

Shell had some interesting enough ideas that were executed well enough but at the same time, I think they could've pushed them better. I'll give both Elisabeth Moss and Kate Hudson their due as I think they did well with their respective roles.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

My Review of Possession (1981)

 

Written by Andrzej Żuławski And Frederic Tuten

Directed by Andrzej Żuławski

Anna: "Goodness is only some kind of reflection upon evil. That's all it is."

With a remake of this movie on the horizon, it was definitely time to see what the fuss was about the original. A movie that wasn't a commercial success upon it's initial release but gained cult status over the years.

To start off with, this doesn't feel like a traditional horror movie about the nature of possession. For the most part, it's very much a kitchen sink drama with a small dose of espionage talk in the mix but even the latter bit felt somewhat muted until the last few minutes of the film.

The focus was on separating couple Mark (Sam Neill) and his dissatisfied wife, Anna (Isabelle Adjani). Their whole relationship was an exercise in pure destruction to watch. If they weren't screaming at each other in nearly every scene together, both of them were physically assaulting each other to boot. It's a bit exhausting at times.

On top of that, they've got a son named Bob (Michael Hogben) that neither make an effort to look after or reassure during their volatile outbursts. Although Mark did try to fight for custody of Bob early in the movie. Also, there was the matter of adultery itself and how it factored into both Mark and Anna's actions.

Mark started an affair with Bob's teacher, Helen. Helen looked exactly like Anna and was even played by the same actor. Anna was also sleeping with Heinrich (Heinz Bennent) but oddly enough, his best scenes were with Mark rather than Anna. Oh and he was eventually killed by Mark.

As for the possession itself, it was a creature driving both Mark and Anna (the latter moreso) into absolute madness. The creature eventually became Mark's doppelganger and by the end of the movie, the volatile couple were no more. In fact, the movie ended on a rather horrifying note.

- The upcoming US remake will be directed by Parker Finn and produced by Robert Pattinson. A Malaysian remake came out in 2024.

- There's a character called Man with Pink Socks, played by Maximilian Rüthlein. I think that's a neat name for a character.

- This film was actually banned in the UK until 1999 and was written while the director was going through a divorce.

- Chronology: 1970s West Berlin for the duration of the movie.

Possession (1981) was something of a wild movie. I don't think I love it but I couldn't keep my eyes off it either. It's such a fascinating look into an absolutely destructive pairing with a very bleak ending. It's definitely a movie that'll stick with you.

Rating: 8 out of 10 

My Review of The Beauty: "Beautiful Billionaires"

 

Written by Ryan Murphy And Matthew Hodgson 

Directed by Alexis Martin Woodall 

Byron (to other billionaires): "Let's get poked."

Who had Vincent D'Onofrio transform into Ashton Kutcher on their bingo card? I didn't but it made sense for such a transformation to have happened. We knew Byron was one of the early candidates for the Beauty.

It was also less of a shocker that other billionaires were roped into Dr Ray's experiment as well. We got to briefly meet Byron's contemporaries Axel Zufo (Peter Gallagher), Waylon Lemming (Billy Eichner), Roland Wylde (David Pittu) and Kitty Munson (Julie Halston). I say briefly because it didn't end well for them.

All of these billionaires took the poke. All of them suddenly became a lot younger but only Byron lived to tell the tale. Why did Byron survive and not the others? Oh, because Byron killed all the other billionaires. Byron's a man who didn't want to share.

I mean he's been pretty vile so far on the show. His lack of concern over his son alienated his wife, Franny. He's also been cheating on her and called her bluff when she wanted to burn everything down. Surely, Franny's going to kill Byron before the season ends, right?

Then there's Cooper and Jordan. It didn't take too long for Jordan to convince Cooper who she was or to fill in the gaps since the last time they saw each other. I'll give Jessica Alexander her due because she's doing a great job matching Rebecca Hall's performance but I still miss the latter as well. Cooper also made the sensible decision to not sleep with Jordan for the time being.

As for The Assassin and Jeremy, well they spent the episode hunting Nate (Matthew Laureano). Eventually they caught up with him. Under Byron's instructions, Nate's corpse was left in Cooper's apartment with that symbol smeared on the wall. I'm not sure why Byron thought that was a bright idea.

- The other billionaires made their money through mining/fossil fuels, cryptocurrency, banking and multinational retail.

- Byron referenced having two sons. Tig is played by Ray Nicholson. Jordan had dodgy contacts get her back into the US.

- Standout music: Christopher Cross's Ride Like The Wind. The Assassin really did convert Jeremy into a fan.

- Chronology: Byron has been transformed for the last few years. Half the episode was his villain origin story.

Beautiful Billionaires filled in some needed blanks about the origin of the Beauty itself. Yup, Byron's horrible as hell and definitely needs to get one massive comeuppance. I would've liked more of Cooper/Jordan but there's always next week.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

My Review of Send Help (2026)

 

Written by Damian Shannon And Mark Swift

Directed by Sam Raimi

Linda (to Bradley): "Do you ever hunt? I think I like it."

My second 2026 movie fortunately turned out to be a much better choice, albeit in the same genre. Yes, it's a horror but also a comedy and maybe one of the best movies released so far this year.

Let's take a work trip and throw them on to an island. It'll be like Survivor but with a comedic horror twist. It's also got two people who actively hate each others guts but they're forced to work together in order to survive being stranded on an island together.

The two people being put upon corporate strategist, Linda Liddle (Rachel McAdams) and new CEO Bradley Preston (Dylan O'Brien). The latter's absolute contempt for the former would be his eventual undoing. If there was an employee to antagonise, Linda was the wrong one to go up against.

Bring stranded on the island and a shameless Survivor fan girl, Linda seemed a lot more adept of knowing her surroundings (including poisons) and generally fending for herself. She was also far too good at hunting boar as well. Bradley by contract was useless at the most basic skills to survive.

Another thing that Bradley was useless at was trying to poison Linda and making a boat of his own. There's a scene that echoed Misery in which Linda made it clear to Bradley that her kindness wasn't to be mistaken for weakness. Bradley should've paid more attention to that warning.

Of course as the movie went along, it became clear that Linda was deliberately keeping hervand Bradley away from help. She even killed Bradley's well meaning fiancée Zuri (Edyll Ismail). That poor woman was actually trying to help save them. The final confrontation between Linda and Bradley was brilliant. Both of them showed their absolute worst qualities and only one of them could come out on top. The one who did wasn't surprising.

- Linda had a husband that Bradley accused her of killing. She also had a cockatiel.

- Other cast members in this movie included Dennis Haysbert, Xavier Samuel and even Bruce Campbell (long time collaborator of Sam Raimi) had a photograph appearance.

- Standout music: Blondie's One Way Or Another.

- Chronology: A year passed by the end of the movie.

Fair play to Sam Raimi because he absolutely nailed it with Send Help. I really thought this was a riot. Rachel McAdams and Dylan O'Brien were absolutely brilliant from start to finish. Some genuinely horrifying moments and some really funny ones as well.

Rating: 8 out of 10 

My Review of God's Creatures (2022)

 

Written by Fodhla Cronin O'Reilly And Shane Crowley

Directed by Saela Davis And Anna Rose Holmer

Sarah: "I suppose every house around here has the same ghosts. I wonder how they'd tell them all apart if they came back."

Following the birthday of leading man Paul Mescal, I decided to check one of the few movies of his that I haven't seen before I get to Hamnet later this month. I chose this one. Also, it's an Irish movie and I want to review more of those for this blog.

Set in a remote small Irish fishing village (they never specify where exactly), we've got a young man named Brian O'Hara (Paul Mescal). He's returned from Australia and his mother Aileen (Emily Watson) might be one of the few people actually to see him back.

It's established early in the film that Brian had an antagonistic relationship with his father, Con (Declan Conlon) and Brian himself was also vague about what happened when he was living Down Under. Brian also wanted to revive the family oyster business while Aileen was a manager at a seafood processing plant. 

Then there's Sarah Murphy (Aisling Franciosi). She's experienced marital problems with her husband, Francie (Brendan McCormack) and then she fell faint as a result of the oyster containing fungus. Of course that wasn't the worst part for poor Sarah.

It turned out that Brian assaulted her and Aileen had given him an alibi, which caused a lot of friction in the village. That friction only worsened at the funeral of Aileen's father in law, Paddy (Lalor Roddy). 

Brian's actions negatively impacted both Aileen and Sarah, essentially making them both outcasts in the village. On top of that, Aileen had to deal with the fact that her own son was a rapist and as a result, there's a final comeuppance for Brian that little to make either Aileen or Sarah feel better about themselves.

- A moratorium was declared on Aileen's place of work because of the fungus in the oysters.

- Fungus can cause long term health risks but oddly enough, it doesn't cause food poisoning.

- Standout music: Aisling Franciosi's version of I The Lord Of Sea And Sky was rather nice.

- Chronology: Present day, small Irish fishing village. The movie was shot in Donegal.

A gothic tale, I really liked God's Creatures. An interesting setting with a well handled set of themes. There's top notch performances from Emily Watson, Paul Mescal and Aisling Franciosi.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

My Review of A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms: "The Squire"

 

Written by Hiram Martinez And Annie Julia Wyman And Ira Parker 

Directed by Sarah Adina Smith

Prince Aerion (to Dunk, re Tanselle): "Why did you throw away your life for this whore?"

Well, well, what did we have here? First of all after hints of Prince Aerion being a right little scumbag, this episode really went above and beyond to demonstrate that. Like Joffrey Baratheon and Ramsay Bolton after him, Aerion isn't a man who took a slight lying down.

That's in spite of the fact that his horrible reputation was completely of his own making and the mocking brought upon him by Tanselle was also on him. Personally, I think she went easy on the miserable sod but Aerion retaliated in kind by snapping her finger in front of everyone.

Aerion's attack on Tanselle brought out Dunk's violently protective side. Dunk hasn't been subtle in how he's attracted to Tanselle to the point where Egg teased him for it. It was Egg who also alerted Dunk about Aerion going after Tanselle. Dunk didn't hold back with the punch. Aerion also didn't hold back with trying to punish Dunk either.

Book fans knew the Egg reveal. Yes, he's Aerion's younger brother, Aegon. Yup, the great grandfather of Daenerys Targaryen but that's a long way off. Needless to say, Dunk looked pretty shocked when he realised who Egg really was. Aerion on the other was more annoyed with being reunited with his younger brother.

Dunk and Egg's banter was on absolutely fine form with this episode. They had formed a brotherly bond of sorts and enjoyed mocking one another while enjoying the tournament. That was before everything went shit and Egg's real identity came to the forefront.

I'm actually shocked they didn't leave it until the finale but this midway reveal might actually work better for the show. So far, it's been relatively tame but this reveal was absolutely the best thing that could've happened to the show. Just how will Dunk and Egg's relationship change after this?

- Plummer wanted Dunk to take part in a rigged joust against Lord Ashford's son Ser Androw. Egg also bonded more with the horse Thunder and learned of his future fate.

- Did Dunk and Egg invent the breakfast sandwich? It looked really nice. 

- The next episode will be released on HBO Max on Friday due to the Super Bowl on Sunday.

- Chronology: We've been in the same place for the first half of the season. 

The Squire was by far the best episode so far. Devoid of unnecessary bowel movements, genuinely fun banter with our leads and that reveal at the end. This was the shot in the arm the show needed and it came at the right time as well.

Rating: 8 out of 10 

My Review of Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

 

Written by Kirk Wise And Gary Trousdale And Joss Whedon And Bryce Zabel And Jackie Zabel And Tab Murphy

Directed by Gary Trousdale And Kirk Wise

Milo (to himself): "Okay, Milo, don't take no for an answer. "Look, I have some questions for you, and I'm not leaving this city until they're answered!" Yeah, th-that's it. That's good. That's good."

Would you believe there are some Disney movies I have never seen? Well this was one of them until last night. I thought I'd correct that by actually sitting down to watch this one. I do like an underwater adventure and this one had it's moments.

Focusing on a linguist and cartographer named Milo James Thatch (Michael J. Fox), this movie had our main character with a mission in mind. Milo was determined to find the lost empire of Atlantis. The only problem was that no one wanted to indulge Milo's flight of fancy.

That was until Milo encountered an eccentric millionaire named Preston B. Whitmore (John Mahoney). He was a friend of Milo's grandfather and not only gave Milo the means to go underwater to find Atlantis but he also gave Milo a crew with the relevant skill set to aid Milo's quest.

The crew in question included demolition expert Vincenzo "Vinny" Santorini (Don Novello), Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet (Phil Morris), Commander Lyle Tiberius Rourke (James Garner), mechanic Audrey Rocio Ramirez (Jacqueline Obradors), radio operator/photographer Wilhelmina Bertha Packard (Florence Stanley), chef Jebidiah Allardyce "Cookie" Farnsworth (Jim Carney), geologist Gaetan "Mole" Molière (Corey Burton) and Lieutenant Helga Katrina Sinclair (Claudia Christian). Yup, that's a lot of characters to keep up with.

On top of that, there's also Atlantis being real itself and Milo and the crew making themselves known to it's King Kashekim Nedakh (Leonard Nimoy) and his daughter, Kida (Cree Summer). There's a bubbling romance between Milo and Kida but there's also treachery afoot when it turned out that the crew only wanted to discover Atlantis for selfish reasons and posed an actual threat to the underwater empire.

From a visual perspective, Atlantis looked great onscreen but it's definitely lacking on two fronts. One the romance between Milo and Kida was by far one of the least convincing and poorly set up and two, the villains of the piece were poorly handled. Both things don't ruin the movie but they are disappointing nonetheless.

- David Ogden Stiers had a brief role as Fenton Q. Harcourt. He didn't support Milo's endeavours. There's a sequel named Atlantis: Milo's Return (2003).

- The Atlantean language developed in the movie was by Marc Okrand. He also developed the Klingon language for Star Trek.

- Standout music: Mya's Where The Dream Takes You.

- Chronology: 1914 Washington, D.C. and Atlantis.

For the most part, I did like Atlantis: The Lost Empire. It's just the unconvincing romance and poor villains somewhat let it down as a movie. It's not bad, just average to be honest.

Rating: 6 out of 10