My Review of Moonraker (1979)

 

Written by Christopher Wood 

Directed by Lewis Gilbert 

Sir Frederick Gray: "My God, what's Bond doing?"

Q: "I think he's attempting re-entry, sir."

At this point, I'm about halfway into Roger Moore's era as James Bond and how about a space themed movie? That was somewhat the idea for this one. However, for the most part this movie was actually on Terra Firma itself. It's around the third act that we go up into space.

Also, do you remember henchman Jaws (Richard Kiel)? He was in the previous film, left quite an impression and made it out of that film alive. I should mention that he's back once again to cause problems for James Bond and later, he's kind of helpful.

I really liked Jaws and having him back for seconds was a delight. He's still a formidable physical threat to James Bond and while he's working for the villain of the piece, Jaws also had a girlfriend named Dolly (Blanche Ravalec). I'll admit that I found their little love story rather sweet to watch.

Anyways, getting to the villain themselves, I can't say that I particularly rate Hugo Drax (Michael Lonsdale). He's a fairly generic industrialist type who threatened to poison the Earth. He might be one of the most blandest Bond villains to date if I'm being honest.

In terms of Bond girls, I found Holly Goodhead (Lois Chiles) more of a mixed bag. There some okay enough chemistry between Holly and James and even being stuck in space and having an audience will do nothing to quell James's rampant libido. The ending pretty much ripped off the ending of the previous movie too.

- This was Bernard Lee's last appearance as M. 

- Originally, it was supposed to be For Your Eyes Only (1981) but that got pushed to the next movie.

- Standout music: Shirley Bassey's Moonraker.

- Chronology: England, Venice and Rio de Janeiro as well as outer space and the moon.

Moonraker might be more middle of the road with a bland central villain and not utilising the idea as well as it could have done. On the plus side, I did enjoy seeing more of Jaws.

Rating: 6 out of 10 

My Review of The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

 

Written by Christopher Wood And Richard Maibaum

Directed by Lewis Gilbert 

Sir Frederick Gray, Minister of Defence: "Bond! What do you think you're doing?"

James Bond: "Keeping the British end up, sir."

I'm getting into the swing of the Roger Moore era of James Bond and this was definitely an interesting take as it's probably the least book faithful of the Bond movies. It's almost a different film in itself.

The movie started with British and Soviet ballistic submarines suddenly vanish and there's a nice ski chase with Bond being pursued by the likes of Sergei Barsov (Michael Billington). He's also the lover of Anya Amasova (Barbara Bach).

She's on the side of the Soviets and an agent named XXX. She's also more than capable of giving James a run for his money and there's some undeniably strong sexual chemistry between the pair. I mean their chemistry's so good, it led to a truly funny final line in the movie.

Of course when James and Anya weren't flirting and sparring with one another, there was also the villain of the piece. Karl Stromberg (Curtis Jurgens) was a megalomaniac who wanted to cause World War III and destroy the world. He's definitely got the boo hiss baddie vibe and he's given a suitable death to boot.

However, it's not Stromberg who stood out the most. This was the movie that debuted Jaws (Richard Kiel). It's quite a movie when the henchman outshone the actual villain itself but looks at Jaws. He's a formidable foe that I enjoyed immensely and I'm glad that he survived this film.

- There's a solid performance from Caroline Munro as Stromberg's pilot and would be assassin, Naomi. 

- I did love the car that James and Anya could function underwater. That was a cool scene.

- Standout music: Carly Simon's Nobody Does It Better.

- Chronology: Set in Austria as well as Sardinia.

The Spy Who Loved Me might be the horniest film in the James Bond series but it's also a lot of fun and it debuted Jaws himself. It's hard not to have a good time with this one.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

My Review of The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

 

Written by Richard Maibaum And Tom Mankiewicz

Directed by Guy Hamilton 

James Bond: "I admit killing you would be a pleasure."

Francisco Scaramanga: "Then you should have done that when you first saw me. But then, of course, the English don't consider it sporting to kill in cold blood, do they?"

James Bond: "Don't count on that."

After the rather disappointing Live And Let Die (1973), I'm pleased to say that Roger Moore's second outing as James Bond was far more enjoyable. The presence of a certain also helping the matter.

Let's talk about the title villain, shall we? Whoever decided to cast horror icon Christopher Lee as assassin Francisco Scaramanga deserves a raise. He's utterly brilliant in this role as the three nipple baddie with a golden gun and bullets to boot.

He played off Roger Moore's Bond brilliant, proving to be quite the credible threat to 007. His use of subterfuge almost worked on Bond until it didn't. I even felt a little bad when he was defeated. I would've liked him as a returning threat to James.

Then there was Scaramanga's diminutive manservant, Nick Nack (Hervé Villechaize). He's another standout character and in spite of his stature, he certainly knew how to keep James on his toes. Once again, I even felt bad for him when he was outsmarted by James at the end of the film.

As for the love interests in the film - did James really have a serious relationship with Mary Goodnight (Britt Ekland)? It was certainly an improvement on what was seen with him and Solitaire from the previous movie. There was some genuine sparks between the two of them.

I couldn't end this review without mentioning the most incredible character that James spent time with in this film. I'm talking about Louisiana sheriff J.W. Pepper (Clifton James). Talk about a fun character to have while James was trying to rescue Goodnight and stop Scaramanga's whole plan.

- Maud Adams appeared as Andrea Anders, the girlfriend of Scaramanga. James had no problem threatening her to get to him.

- Moneypenny seemed a bit cooler with James than she did in previous films.

- Standout music: John Barry's The Man With The Golden Gun.

- Chronology: Largely set in Thailand as well as scenes in London, Beirut and Macau.

The Man With The Golden Gun was definitely a marked improvement for Roger Moore's second outing as James Bond. Throw in some great support from Christopher Lee and Britt Ekland and this one's a winner.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

My Review of Live And Let Die (1973)

 

Written by Tom Mankiewicz

Directed by Guy Hamilton

Solitaire: "Where's Kananga?"

James Bond: "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."

It's a new era of James Bond. After six movies of Sean Connery (with one still on the horizon) and one adventure with George Lazenby, I'm on to the Roger Moore era of this franchise. This was a mixed bag of a start.

There's no doubt that Roger Moore would go on to be seen as successful as his predecessor but I'm not so sure if elements of this film have aged too well. It's certainly stereotyping in a way.

There's a slew of agents being killed off, which made up the first few minutes of this film. In different locations too. Take in the small Caribbean nation of San Monique and James had a dictator named Dr. Kananga/Mr Big (Yaphet Kotto). He's also a drug lord and not above sacrifices to boot.

One of the most memorable members of Kananga's posse was his psychic Solitaire (Jane Seymour). She can see things when the plot called for it and it took very little for her to seduce and betray James when the plot suited it. Kananga was also rather possessive of her and didn't take Kindly to the idea of her and Bond together. Kananga only tried and failed to kill both of them.

As a villain, there's a good performance from Yaphet Kotto and he's a physically imposing threat to Roger Moore's Bond. I just wish the writing for him was a lot more nuanced than it actually was. It's very stereotypical and not always in a good way.

Keeping with the unfortunate stereotyping - what was up with junior CIA agent, Rosie Carver? Despite a very charismatic performance from Gloria Hendry, she might be one of the worst written Bond girls I've seen so far and she's given a rather undignified death to boot.

- The son of Quarrel appeared in this film as did Moneypenny, Felix and M at different points. 

- Kananga's henchman was actually Baron Samedi (Geoffrey Holder) who also popped up to cause problems for James.

- Standout music: Paul McCartney Live And Let Die.

- Chronology: Scenes in both New York and the Carribean for this one.

Live And Let Die makes for a middle of the road debut for Roger Moore's James Bond with some of the film really feeling stereotypical and dates in parts. I wanted to like this one a lot more than I actually did. A tad disappointing.

Rating: 6 out of 10

My Review of Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

 

Written by Richard Maibaum And Tom Mankiewicz

Directed by Guy Hamilton 

Blofeld: "Right idea, Mr. Bond..."

James Bond: "...But wrong pussy."

After a taste of a different Bond, we're back to Sean Connery for his penultimate take in the role and it's a rather vengeful version of the character.

Already I love the fact that the events of On Her Majesty's Secret Service formed the spine of this film. Tracy's death did a number on James and he was determined to make Blofeld (Charles Gray) pay for it. 

Of course given the title of this movie, diamonds were also a big thing here. There's a mission that involved Bond impersonating a diamond smuggler to infiltrate a smuggling ring. Blofeld also wanted diamond to build a space based laser weapon.

There's a genuinely funny in the film where Bond managed to convince others that he himself had killed James Bond. It's one of the best moments. There's also a plot involving Blofeld lookalikes in which James killed one of them. That was also particularly daft to watch.

Blofeld in these movies has increasingly become a great thorn in James's side and their confrontation here had a nice sense of finality. Was this genuinely the end for Blofeld? It certainly appeared to be. As a villain he had a good run of film and multiple actors playing him. This was probably the best time to take the character out of the equation.

As for the Bond girls, there's diamond smuggler Tiffany Case (Jill St. John) and Plenty O'Toole (Lana Wood). The latter's only memorable moments was landing in the pool while the former was a bad girl that sort of reformed while having to ally herself with Bond. After Tracy, I don't think either stood out as well as they could've.

- Again there's some good supporting moments from both Felix and Moneypenny in this movie. Bond also got his backside handed to him by Bambi and Thumper.

- Charles Gray previously played Henderson in You Only Live Twice.

- Standout music: Shirley Bassey's Diamonds Are Forever.

- Chronology: Las Vegas and California for most of the film.

Diamonds Are Forever was an enjoyable follow up to the previous film and marked a good ending to one of his most enduring enemies. It's also got one of the best theme tunes from the entire franchise.

Rating: 8 out of 10 

My Review of On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

 

Written by Richard Maibaum And Simon Raven

Directed by Peter R. Hunt

James Bond (re Tracy): "It's all right. It's quite all right, really. She's having a rest. We'll be going on soon. There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world."

If things had played out much differently, this would've been the start of a slew of James Bond movies with George Lazenby in the title role. Instead, it's a one and done deal and I'm going to say something controversial - I really love this movie. 

As much as I enjoyed Sean Connery in the role (and there's two more films with him to get to), I actually do think that George Lazenby was a worthy successor. As far as I'm concerned, he doesn't put a foot wrong here.

This was a version of Bond that upped his womanising ways when he went undercover in an environment where that wasn't his best course of action. He's also a Bond who just happened to get married to a woman who could easily match him.

The woman in question was Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo (Diana Rigg) or Tracy as she was mostly referred to in this one. There's something rather romcom like with James and Tracy, coupled with some slapstick humour, actual slapping and a father named Marc-Ange Draco (Gabriele Ferzetti) who desperately wanted James for a son in law. James wanted Blofeld (Tell.y Savalas). By the end of this film, he'd want Blofeld even more.

Putting most of the action in a retreat in Switzerland during the Christmas season was a brilliant idea. James got surrounded by beautiful women named the Angels of Death. Those women were of course sleeper agents for Blofeld's latest scheme. That didn't stop James from sleeping with the likes of Ruby (Angela Scoular) and Nancy (Catherina von Schell) as well as scuppering Blofeld's plans.

Then there's the wedding of James and Tracy. It's a beautiful affair, also bittersweet in the way Moneypenny herself quietly reacted to the day. Tracy's death at the end by Irma Bunt (Ilse Steppat) was genuinely heartbreaking to watch with James's solemn breakdown making it all the more effective.

- Did some of the women/Angels of Death really assume Sir Hilary Bray (George Baker) was gay? Bond impersonated him for that assignment.

- Joanna Lumley appeared as an Englishwoman for Blofeld's Angels of Death. All of them were of different nationalities.

- Standout music: John Barry's We Have All The Time In The World.

- Chronology: London, Switzerland and Portugal all factored in this film as did Christmas.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service to me might be one of the best James Bond movies ever made. It's almost one of the most heartbreaking with a beautifully depicted doomed love between James and Tracy. George Lazenby definitely deserves more praise for this film as does Diana Rigg.

Rating: 9 out of 10 

My Review of You Only Live Twice (1967)

 

Written by Roald Dahl

Directed by Lewis Gilbert 

James Bond: "Oh the things I do for England."

I'm nearing the end of the Sean Connery era of James Bond and after a few brief appearances in other movies, a certain someone decided to make his presence felt. That and his very white cat.

I'm of course talking about Ernst Stravro Blofeld (Donald Pleasance). Yup, this film very much had him as SPECTRE's main villain and he got some rather delightful scenes with James Bond himself.

Arguably some of the best villain scenes were with Blofeld and Bond. Blofeld was hired to help start a Soviet-American war and he came rather close to succeeding. Blofeld also tried to have Bond killed at the start and then punished those who failed to do so. Alas, poor Helga Brandt (Karin Dor). She was piranha food.

Did Blofeld overall win in his endeavours? Of course not but he did live to see another day compared to past antagonists and again, I have to commend Donald Pleasance's performance throughout this film. He's just brilliantly pitted against Sean Connery.

As for the women in Bond's life, this time we had Kissy Suzuki (Mie Hama). She actually got to marry James as part of an undercover storyline but she very much matched him throughout. Perhaps one of the more underrated of Bond women in this franchise.

There's also the Japanese secret service themselves who aided James Bond in this film. I quite liked the character of Tiger Tanaka (Tetsurō Tamba). He served as both a strong ally and slight foil to Bond and his scenes were a delight to watch.

- George Lazenby would step in for the next movie On Her Majesty's Secret Service but Sean Connery would reprise the role for Diamonds Are Forever.

- James was also sleeping with doomed agent Aki (Akiko Wakabayashi) before her death. We got some scenes with M, Moneypenny and Felix and pointed comments about James's smoking.

- Standout music: John Barry's You Only Live Twice.

- Chronology: Mostly set in Tokyo after Bond faked his death in Hong Kong. 

You Only Live Twice had James forge a married life of chaos and finally had Blofeld front and centre as a villain. I'm also shocked this film's screenplay came from Roald Dahl to boot. Great stuff.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

My Review of Thunderball (1965)

 

Written by Richard Maibaum And John Hopkins And Kevin McClory And Jack Whittingham And Ian Fleming

Directed by Terence Young 

James Bond: "That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman."

Emilio Largo: "You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?"

James Bond: "No, but I know a little about women."

I'm definitely into my stride with Sean Connery's version of James Bond and there's a comforting familiarity with how he plays with the character.

Once again, SPECTRE are the focus of villainy. There's operative Emilio Largo (Adolfo Celi). He wanted to hold NATO to ransom with the use of atomic bombs and he's something of a petty man throughout the film.

There's also Count Lippe (Guy Doleman). He had French Air Force pilot François Derval (Paul Stassino) murdered and replaced by Angelo Palazzi. Derval also took his face, so Stassino was technically on double duty for this film.

As intriguing as Lippe was as a potential baddie, he's not a character who went the distance. He rather quickly killed off by SPECTRE agent Fiona Volpe (Luciana Paluzzi). She was Largo's right hand woman and a pretty effective one to boot.

Of course, James had his own female love interest with Largo's mistress, Domino (Claudine Auger) betraying her villainous paramour in order to help Bond. Domino had some promise but she's somewhat relegated to a damsel in distress until she got her revenge.

Villain wise, Largo's not as dynamic as some of the previous ones. He's got an okay enough rapport with Bond and his death was certainly deserved. As for Bond and Domino, not the most dynamic but decent enough.

- This was the last film that Terence Young directed for the franchise. First one where Ian Fleming had a writing credit.

- There's a lot of cool underwater sequences in this movie.

- Standout music: John Barry's Thunderball.

- Chronology: Largely set in the Bahamas for the majority of the film.

Thunderball might not be my favourite from the Sean Connery era of James Bond but it's a solid enough entry nonetheless. The opening alone was one of the most amusing moments in the film.

Rating: 7 out of 10 

My Review of Goldfinger (1964)

 

Written by Richard Maibaum And Paul Dehn

Directed by Guy Hamilton

James Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"

Auric Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

Ah, I'm into a halfway point for Sean Connery as James Bond and so far, I'm seriously enjoying his era as the iconic spy. Yes, it's definitely not the politically correct of eras but it's got an undeniable charm to it.

James did want to have a nice vacation for himself but soon enough, he was publicly humiliating gold obsessed baddie Auric Goldfinger (Gert Fröbe) and bedding the beautiful Jill Masterson (Shirley Eaton). In one of the most iconic scenes in a James Bond movie, poor Jill got a rather unfortunate but on point, theme wise death scene that's left a cinematic lasting impression.

Jill's death certainly created a growing enmity between Bond and Goldfinger and there's also the addition of Jill's twin sister, Tilly (Tania Mallet). She wanted revenge on Goldfinger but she was a crap shot and found herself victim to hat throwing henchman, Oddjob (Harold Sakata).

While Jill and Tilly were hit and miss as characters, one woman who left an impression was Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman). A name like that alone will make a character hard to forget but really, it's down to performance and Honor Blackman gave the most memorable one here.

She really went toe to toe with Sean Connery and matched him pretty well. The back and forth between James and Pussy was brilliant to watch. Pussy started off being Team Goldfinger before switching sides by the third act. Even Pussy herself wasn't immune to James's dubious charms.

As for Goldfinger, he's another strong villain in this early era with Gert Fröbe on strong form. Goldfinger's a suitably repugnant baddie and came close a few times to properly killing James. Like his villainous predecessors, he's also given a suitably over the top death to boot.

- There's more scenes with Leiter, Miss Moneypenny, M and Q (Desmond Llewelyn). Moneypenny really wanted to cook James dinner but he declined.

- Orson Welles was originally considered for the role of Goldfinger.

- Standout music: Of course it's Shirley Bassey's Goldfinger. How could it not be?

- Chronology: Bond was in Miami Beach to begin with before going to London, Switzerland, Kentucky and Fort Knox.

Goldfinger (1964) continued the streak for Sean Connery's Bond with strong movies, villains, great stunts and girls. Speaking of girls, Honor Blackman really did stand out in the best way possible as Pussy Galore.

Rating: 8 out of 10 

My Review of From Russia With Love (1963)

 

Written by Richard Maibaum And Johanna Harwood 

Directed by Terence Young 

James Bond: "There's a saying in England: Where there's smoke, there's fire."

In the early days of Bond, there wasn't huge gaps in between sequels and this coming out a year after Dr. No certainly helped things along nicely.

Back for his second outing as James Bond, Sean Connery really was making the role very much his own. Bond's actions in Jamaica with Dr. No were about to have some major consequences for him.

The consequences would come in the form of an unwitting femme fatale named Tatiana Romanova (Danielle Bianchi). She was a Soviet clerk who found herself coerced into a role in Bond's potential downfall by SPECTRE No. 3 Rosa Klebb (Lotte Lenye). Above Rosa of course was Kronsteen (Vladek Sheybal). He was certainly quite the chessmastet of the whole film.

Bond's romance with Tatiana was sizzling enough, though the former had no problem striking the latter when he realised she was part of an elaborate trap for him. It's definitely one of those scenes in earlier Bond films that's aged rather horribly.

A film dedicated to the villain getting revenge on Bond though certainly had it's moments. Kronsteen had the plan of using a Lektor cryptography device from the Soviet Union's consulate in Istanbul to get the better of Bond. James also had Donald Grant (Robert Shaw) as a physical challenge. He made a pretty good one too.

Of course Kronsteen and Klebb made for better villains. Both were suitably nasty characters and both of them got rather appropriate deaths. This film also introduced portrayed Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Anthony Dawson) aka SPECTRE No. 1 himself. It's a pretty strong debut for that character.

- The film ended by letting audiences know that James Bond would return in Goldfinger (1964).

- Anthony Dawson (aka Blofeld) previously appeared as Professor Dent in Dr. No. Eunice Gayson also played Bond's girlfriend, Sylvia Trench.

- Standout music: Matt Monro's From Russia With Love.

- Chronology: Istanbul, London, Belgrade and Istria to name a few places.

From Russia With Love was a great follow up to its predecessor with the perfect cocktail of great villains, action, romance and spy hijinks. I can see why this was a favourite of Sean Connery's.

Rating: 8 out of 10

My Review of Dr. No (1962)

 

Written by Richard Maibaum And Johanna Harwood And Berkely Mather

Directed by Terence Young

Dr. No: "The Americans are fools. I offered my services; they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake."

James Bond: "World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Napoleon. Or God."

A few weeks ago, I thought to myself that I wanted to take on a movie franchise with a lengthy number of films. I also thought I'd go with this particular franchise, which is on the cusp of announcing it's next actor for the next ten to fifteen years worth of movies.

Going back to the very beginning, there was Sean Connery as 007 aka James Bond himself. He certainly set the bar for the character, himself and his successors and this film certainly got things off to an interesting start for the character.

James Bond definitely would be seen as the ultimate straight male fantasy character. He's a secret agent, can handle himself in fights, drives a cool car and uses cool gadgets when needed. He's also a great seducer of women and this was apparent in some of his encounters in this first film.

He didn't have to do a lot to seduce secretary Miss Taro (Zena Marshall) and get her arrested afterwards. That was certainly a moment highlighting Bond's coldness with women. Then there's his relationship with the main girl of the film - Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress).

It's a bit better explored, following the memorable way in which Honey herself was introduced. There's was some insight into her tragic family past, an interesting use of Tarantulas and of course, some genuinely sizzling chemistry between Connery and Andress.

As for the film's main - Dr. No (Joseph Wiseman). He's a reclusive member of SPECTRE and a man deeply resentful of his talents not being appreciated. He's a great villain and a wonderful foil for Bond himself. He also got one hell of a gruesome demise. The ending on the other hand was more on the tender side of things.

- SPECTRE stood for Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion. Dr. No had no problem explaining they to James Bond.

- Other prominent characters include Felix Leiter (Jack Lord), M (Bernard Lee), Miss Moneypenny (Lois Maxwell) and Quarrell (John Kitzmiller) to name a few.

- Standout music: Monty Norman's Under The Mango Tree. Both James and Honey bonded over that song.

- Chronology: Predominantly set in Jamaica.

For the start of a sixty year plus movie legacy, I'll admit that Dr. No felt like a modest but entertaining start to James Bond on the big screen. Sean Connery commandeered the role quite easily. The action and romance nicely complimented each other and our titular villain was a success.

Rating: 8 out of 10