My Review of Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

 

Written by Michael de Guzman

Directed by Joseph Sargent 

Michael: "Dad died of a heart attack!"

Ellen: "No. He died from fear. The fear of it killed him."

Okay and I thought the worst sequel in 1987 was Superman IV: The Quest For Peace. I guess I was wrong, huh? Yup, this one really stank out the waters, huh?

A part of me has to wonder why these sequels insisted on continuing with the Brody family when it would've made more sense for each sequel to have featured different groups of people and in different locations.

Off screen, the hero of the first movie Martin Brody died, leaving his wife, Ellen (Lorraine Gary). If she wasn't a fan of the water beforehand, Martin's death along with youngest son, Sean (Mitchell Anderson) being killed early in the movie didn't improve her mood.

Older son, Michael (Lance Guest) took the lead once again and this time he had a wife named Carla (Karen Young) and daughter named Thea (Judith Barsi) to provide for. It turned out that Michael's previous shark encounters have done little to deter him from the waters. Even his family couldn't get him out of it.

There's conflict between Michael and Ellen over the latter believing the family was essentially cursed and also her budding romance with the rather valued, Hoagie (Michael Caine). I was actually shocked to see Caine in this movie.

Anyways, there's actually a good supporting performance from Mario Van Peebles as Michael's co-worker, Jake. He's actually a good friend/foil to Michael and even managed to survive nearly being mauled to death by the shark in question.

The third act was probably the strongest part but also felt like it was going through the motions with both Michael and Ellen having to resolve their issues and survive being shark food. Of course they made it out of this one alive.

- There's some archive footage of Roy Scheider from the first movie used in this film.

- Jake died in the original cut but kept alive in the revised ending.

- Standout music: Stacy Lattislaw's Nail To The Wall.

- Chronology: Set during the Christmas and New Year's period on Amity Island and the Bahamas.

Jaws: The Revenge might be one of the most boring sequels to any franchise going. Dull, lifeless and incredibly dreary from start to finish. Watch it if you're a completing, otherwise don't bother.

Rating: 4 out of 10 

My Review of Jaws 3-D (1983)

 

Written by Richard Matheson And Carl Gottlieb And Guerdon Trueblood

Directed by Joe Alves

Mike: "White sharks are dangerous. I know 'em. My father, my brother, myself. They're murderers."

It's usually around this time in a horror, there's an attempt to switch up the leading protagonist. This film ditched Martin Brody (kind of) and instead moved the focus on to his oldest son, Michael (Dennis Quaid).

Michael's older than we last seen him and he's got a girlfriend named Kathryn "Kay" Morgan (Bess Armstrong). Both of them are working at SeaWorld Orlando and once again, the great white shark would present itself as a major problem.

This time around you've got some cute dolphins also chucked into the mix but the mama shark who's not happy with the treatment of her baby was the star attraction. Those human really don't learn a damn thing, huh?

It's a sprawling and messy third outing with Michael and Kay as the main heroes of the piece. There's also the return of Sean (John Putch) and his girlfriend, Kelly Ann Bukowski (Lea Thompson), making up a younger group of protagonists compared to the first movie.

There's a few decent kills throughout the film, particularly with characters like Overman (Harry Grant) and FitzRoyce (Simon MacCorkindale). Once again, the shark got a rather explosive ending, finishing this film on a bloody note.

- The studio forced the inclusion of both Mike and Sean, which the writer thought was dumb. 

- I have to laugh at Roy Scheider making himself unavailable to be a part of this movie. He made the right call there.

- This was in an early cycle of 1980s movie to use 3D technology.

- Chronology: A few years since the events of the second movie and set in Orlando.

Jaws 3-D isn't a good movie. It's pretty trashy and most of the cast do look like they'd rather be anywhere else. There's a few entertaining moments but not many to save it.

Rating: 5 out of 10 

My Review of Jaws 2 (1978)

 

Written by Carl Gottlieb And Howard Sackler

Directed by Jeannot Szwarc

Martin Brody (to the shark): "All right, you big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!"

Now this and the next two movies are first time watches for me. Jaws becoming so popular it spawned threw bloody sequels. Are they any good? Not by reputation apparently but this first sequel was a decent attempt.

The film opened with the wreckage of the Orca and within a few minutes, two scuba divers ended up being killed. It's a good way to start the movie as of course, there would be another great white shark to cause havoc yet again.

Now, what about Martin Brody (Roy Scheider)? He was the hero of the previous movie but in this one, he's a source of ire for the incompetent mayor (Murray Hamilton) and lost his job to a younger colleague in Deputy Hendricks (Jeffrey Kramer). Oh and then there's his family too.

While his wife Ellen (Lorraine Grey) was supportive, his sons were definitely a source of frustration. Both Mike (Mark Gunnar) and Sean (Marc Gilpin) were both drawn to the water and both ended up nearly being shark fodder.

The third act was where things got interesting. It's not quite as impacting as the first time but it's still effective. The shark got some victims, there's a few tense moments and of course, another grisly shark death.

- The most memorable aspect was the tagline "just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water".

- Roy Scheider returned for this movie after leaving The Deer Hunter and not wanting to incur any further studio wrath.

- Standout music: Tony Hatch's Downtown.

- Chronology: Four years since the events of the first movie.

Jaws 2 turned out to be an okay sequel. It did rethread similar ground to the first one with the events of that also driving the narrative home. I didn't find it objectionable.

Rating: 6 out of 10

My Review of Jaws (1975)

 

Written by Peter Benchley And Carl Gottlieb

Directed by Steven Spielberg 

Brody: "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Look, so far this year, I've watched at least two straight to streaming shark themed movies. For obvious reasons, it's madee go back to this particular movie. A movie, I should point out that I've ever watched once in my life and a very long, long time ago.

One of the most iconic movies ever and one of Steven Spielberg's most seminal of works. It's also pretty damn straightforward too. A local seaside town. One great white shark. Throw in a very flawed hero and you've got a movie classic.

The flawed hero being police chief Martin Brody (Rob Scheider). It was his responsibility to protect his town from the man eating shark and it was a task that he wasn't entirely up to. People died and it took getting slapped by a grieving woman to make him step to saving the town from that troublesome shark.

At least on that front, Brody teamed up with marine biologist Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss) and a professional shark hunter Quint (Robert Shaw) to actually try to stop the shark. Throw in some group tension, chum and World War II stories and you've got one hell of a team up.

I did like the rapport between Brody, Quint and Hooper as they did their best to actually solve the great shark problem of the movie. It's amazing how simple the sheer tension and horror in trying to take one shark out can be.

The shark itself might not look too terrifying for a modern audience but the way it's shot certainly helped convinced it's effectiveness. There's a few more deaths before one incredibly explosive ending.

- The film was based on Peter Benchley's 1974 book of the same name.

- Three sequels released between 1978-1987 emerged as a result of the success of this film.

- Standout music: Irving King's Show Me The Way To Go Home and of course that score music choice during a certain scene.

- Chronology: Set in the beach town of Amity Island, New England.

Over half a century later and yes, Jaws (1975) absolutely and most definitely holds up as a nautical themed horror fest. It's so simple but effective in it's in terror. I guess I better watch those sequels now.

Rating: 8 out of 10